am i a god
Matcha shuddered, turned his head and saw Zhao Xue behind him.
“Didn’t I ask you to quickly get changed, get your fur done and get ready to attend the wedding?” Zhao Xue rubbed Matcha’s fur and said angrily. “Why are you still covered in orange fur? Didn’t I dye you white?”
“Ah… I don’t know, after using Time Freeze for a few times, it grew back.” Matcha was troubled. “I don’t want it either.”
“Stop talking, quickly get changed and wake Zhao Yao up to attend the wedding.” While speaking, she frowned upon the group of cats fighting. “Why is the fight so intense?”
“Don’t worry, everything is under control. No cat will die.”
Zhao Xue said, “Stop bullshitting, look at Cannon who is about to become bald from the bites. Find a way to get them to stop.”
“Hehe, watch me.” Matcha fished out a phone and screamed loudly, “Zhao Yao is here!”
The battleground instantly halted, Zhao Yao’s voice played from the phone, the supercats scattered while screaming.
“The old rogue is here!”
“Quickly flee! Someone is about to kill cats!”
The first cats did not scatter and they started chasing the second cats as that was the secret code they agreed on with Matcha.
Cannon, Meat Bun and Sausage brought over the silver cat. They held him down and asked, “Matcha, what are we going to do with him?”
Matcha replied, “Tie him in front of the school gate with plastic tape!”
Next, Matcha was carried Zhao Xue. They crossed the dimension portal and walked towards the mansion on Cat Island.
“Matcha, quickly find a way to wake Zhao Yao up.”
While the human and cat walked towards Zhao Yao’s room, Roly Poly’s voice sounded as he appeared in front of Matcha.
“Matcha, the enemy written in my destiny.” Roly Poly covered his face with one paw and the other paw was pointed at Matcha. He twisted his body around and said, “I am here today to defeat you”
Matcha said, “Did you become stupid, Roly Poly.”
Roly Poly laughed coldly. “Matcha, arrogance is the reason for your failure. Ever since I signed the contract with Zhao Yao, my superpower has been improving every second. At this moment, I have long surpassed you!”
While speaking, Roly Poly’s body suddenly disappeared and there were only echoes sounding along the corridor.
“Heh heh, Matcha, be afraid. Feel despair then tremble under my mighty power!”
Pom!
Matcha was slapped in the face and he knelt on the floor. Then, he was beaten by an invisible force. Zhao Xue tried to stop it but she could not get a hold of anything. She screamed, “Enough Roly Poly, stop fooling around. Let Matcha go over.”
“I’m fooling around?” Roly Poly said angrily. “I am fighting Matcha in a duel!”
“Wu wu wu wu~~~” Matcha cried while he ran into Zhao Yao’s room. “Zhao Yao! Roly Poly is bullying me again! I am beaten so badly that I am about to have a miscarriage!”
Roly Poly quickly chased into the room to rebut it but was shocked to see the state Matcha was in. Matcha was covered in injuries, there was fur all over the floor, even his tail seemed bent and broken.
“What? I did not beat him up that harshly!” Roly Poly was angered and said, “Ha! It must be that you activated Time Freeze and beat yourself up!”
“Wu wu wu wu wu! Zhao Yao! You must uphold justice! I was finally pregnant with a child then, Roly Poly took it away.”
Roly Poly said, “You are a male cat! How can you be pregnant with a child!”
Matcha’s eyes were like a pair of dead fish eyes as he stared and slapped his belly. “I spent five to six years to grow my belly perfectly round. It was my child but then you flattened it.”
Whilst the two fought non-stop, the blanket on the bed moved.
“D*mn it. Why is it so noisy?”
The next moment, the two cats and Zhao Xue looked at the corner of the blanket that was lifted up and saw an area of extreme darkness appear in front of them. Then, a strong suction from the bottom of the blanket sucked the two cats into it.
“Ah!” Zhao Xue exclaimed, “Brother’s blanket has a black hole in it?!!!”
…
Darkness, complete darkness.
Emptiness, complete emptiness.
The sky and ground were nowhere in sight.
This is what Matcha and Roly Poly experienced after getting sucked into the blanket.
They hugged together tightly, Matcha said shivering. “Is it Zhao Yao? Is Zhao Yao here?”
Roly Poly sniffed, suddenly he saw something that was flashing faintly in the distance.
Roly Poly screamed, “Matcha look!”
Matcha said, “Let’s go over there and check it out!”
The two cats immediately started to swim in the void of space, towards the faint glow far away. They knocked into all sorts of things along the way but were unable to see what it was due to the darkness.
Matcha said, “Aye? I seemed to have knocked into potato chips? Woah, they are cheese flavored. They taste really good!”
Roly Poly said, “Really? There’s food? I knocked into something too! It is even wrapped in so many layers, must be something good! Erm, why is there a stinky smell?”
A cough sounded from a distance. The two cats felt their bodies tighten and flew at high speed towards the faint glow.
In the blink of an eye, Zhao Yao could be seen with half his body naked, floating in mid air. He was holding onto a remote controller with a screen in front of him to game.
Matcha spoke to himself. “So he didn’t want to come out of the blanket just to game?”
“Indeed Zhao Yao’s style.” Roly Poly said, “Zhao Yao, let’s go out and game. Don’t keep staying inside the blanket, it is bad for your body.”
“Aye…” Zhao Yao sighed and said, “I’m too lazy to wear clothes.”
“Damn.” Matcha scolded in this heart. “You are too lazy!”
Roly Poly laughed awkwardly and said, “Why not let us out? We will tell Zhao Xue not to disturb you.”
A remote control was thrown in front of them.
Zhao Yao stared at them and said, “You can go out after winning this game. This is the rule of the Blanket dimension.”
…
Outside of the blanket.
“Don’t worry.” Zhao Yao’s voice traveled out of the blanket. “This is the new characteristic of my cat emperor armor. Aye… since you insist on carrying out the wedding, then invited them all over here. Carry out the wedding in my blanket.”
Zhao Xue’s face grew red.
“Don’t worry, it is spacious here, a few thousand more people in here will not be a problem.”
“That is not the issue!” Zhao Xue yelled in anger. “Who wants to have a wedding under your blanket! The bride will cry!”
Zhao Yao said, “Then there is no solution. I am not feeling well today. I am unable to move.”
Zhao Xue gritted her teeth. Shortly, Ares walked in with Zhao Xue.
Zhao Xue said, “Ares, carry this bed to the wedding venue.”
Ares replied, “What?”
Zhao Xue said, “Just carry it as you are told.”