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Petite Beauty Hair Salon
Montego Bay, St. James
February 4, 2023

"Cum caz mi suh done," I said into the phone.

"Uh hungry?"

"Yes," I said with a laugh.

It was around 5:45 p.m.

Mi tiad

"Mi know man," he said

"Wid wah,"

"Caz uh have an attitude," he said and I hummed.

"Alright suh fawud," he said and I hung up.

After I was done making the edges on my client I went to pick up oil sheen spray.

After searching my station and didn't find it I turned to the others.

"Who tek up mi oil sheen?" I asked loud enough and calmly.

Customer still ina and mi have likkle mannaz

Rass nobody no answer and wen mi open mi market mouth uh ear differently

Okay

"Which one a uno johncrow tek up mi bloodclawt things!"

"A mi borrow it Dimples. Wah uh a gwaan suh fah," Mia said lowly.

Suh uh neva ear the first time

After she thief mi client she tek mi things

"Uh did ask fih borrow it?" I asked

"Uh did gone-"

"No uh wait until mi gone," I corrected her.

"Uh woulda say no plus a did likkle bit mi want," she tried reasoning.

Yes, mi would a say no and mi nah go round no corner go talk. And ano mean mi mean

Dem wah tek set pan mi like bloodclawt chichi

Because mi eva have mi things, dem save dem money and wah borrow out my things.

Mi stop kind hearted

A 2023 now

"All customers mi a apologize fih behavior from now," I announced before turning to Mia.

"Mek mi tell uh dis, uno a work and eh scamma bwoi dem a fuck out uno ole. Buy uno own bloodclatt things and stop walk and tek up people things. Uno eva a tek set pan mi things like uno pocket have hole and mi sure uno no have a chick or a bloodclawt child,"

"When uh say uno-"

"Yes sour Apple, a eh wul a uno mi a chat. And eh next time sumo fimi go missing and nobody neva ask before dem tek it up. Mi a buss up smaddy face," I said and no one said anything.

Betta, caz mi wah buss up Apple broad face again

I pointed at Mia then pointed at my station.

"Carry mi bomboclatt things cum put dung and no fuck uh self wid mi and mi tings," I said and she picked up the bottle from her station.

She brought it back and had the audacity to threw it done. My phone was pushed off and it fell to the ground.

A dawk mi fih dawk up eh place

"All uh mind think nobody fraid a uh likkle short self," she said.

"Anna check deh phone deh," I said to my client as I took my shoes off.

I don't know why I always do that but mi a tek dem off.

Nuhn no fih a wul mi back

"It crack eno Dimples," She said and I walked to my station. I picked up the sheen bottle and Mia started moving away.

"Smaddy talk to har eno-"

Mi fling the bottle and lick har in har face.

A from morning mi wah rass uh eno

When mi run up pan har and start fyah thump and box she wid know if she nah go fraid a mi short self.

"See. People. Things. And. Lowe. It," I said while hitting her in a rhythm.

Take uh back to the days when uh mada use to clat uh

I pulled off her wig and use the bottle to hit her a couple times. She grabbed my shirt and she tried hitting back.

The way how she fight fraidy fraidy she not even a look and fight. She threw har hand dem wid closed eyes.

A not even wah fair fight now caz eh gyal cah fight.

"Cool now Dimples,"

I was pulled away from her by Alex.

Wah him even a do ina yah

A few hairdressers helped her up as Alex pulled me to my station. Mia picked up the sheen bottle and threw it at me but it hit Alex.

"Bitch uh a buy back mi phone tuh eno,"

"Suck uh mada Dimples. Uh ole big like,"

Nuh gyal wah a fuck from dem six cah chat to me.

Fimi likkle front wah a fuck from me a nineteen tight and mi nah ask twice.

I pulled away from Alex but before I could run towards her he grabbed my waist.

"Alex let mi go nuh,"

"Sit uh ass down and mind uh get ina trouble," he said and I ignored him.

If mi murder a gyal and go a prison mi nah worry mi self caz mi affi cum out one day

So mi a say still

Look how life nice

"Let mi go," I said while trying to pull away.

"Just calm dung no," he said and after a while I stopped fighting.

"Mi calm," I said and he slowly released.

"Mi calm," I repeated as I listened the insults Mia threw at me.

All bark and no bite

Look how mi small and she big

"A tru she a fuck Sinna mek mi no beat har eno,"

A wah laugh

"No bloodclawt bring nobody name ina dis. And uh neva ketch mi pan nobody buddy fih say mi a fuck nobody," I said and they looked at me.

As people see uh and a man, dem say uno a fuck

Sinna not even know how mi pussy look or feel

"So since mi nah fuck him cum beat mi. Cum nuh Mia nuh wul back," I said while pushing Alex from in front of me.

Uh a blc bodyguard bwoii

"Bad gyal run up nuh," I said as she fixed her clothes

Mi likkle but mi tallwah so dem cah tek advantage a mi or try beat me.

"Girl mi a wait," I said while taking a seat.

She picked up her wig and I rolled my eyes. I got up and Alex picked up my shoes.

I took them and placed them on. The noise in the room minimized and I calmed down.

Alex my personal bodyguard was at my side as I fixed my clothes.

"A suh uh beat gyal ova uh things," Anna said and I chuckled.

"Uh gwaan eno," I said before looking at the sheen bottle.

"Mi have sheen a mi yaad so it good," she said and I looked away.

She gave me my phone, paid then left. I start packing up my things when Malachi walked in.

The room went silent just like this morning and I sighed.

I'm guessing everyone know who he is

"A wapm tuh uh?" he asked while looking at my hair. I looked into the mirror and hissed my teeth.

"Mi a lef," I heard Mia said

Run uh fucking bitch

"Kristal,"

"Malachi," I said and he came behind me as I fixed my hair.

I removed the scrunchie from my hair and combed it into a low ponytail. I did my edges too and when I was done I smile.

Uh pweddy bitch

I looked up at Sinna who was staring down at me. He leaned down and placed his hands on the counter, trapping me in the process of it all.

"Mi fih ask again,"

"Mi did a fight," I said while a shrug

"Wid who,"

"She just run out," I said before turning around and grabbing his shirt.

A way him ago?

"Mi just wah see a who," he said

Uh no need fih see nobody

"No," I said

"Dimples,"

"Malachi mi say no," I said and he stared at me for a couple seconds.

"Uh good?" he asked

"Mi hungry," I said and he shook his head with a small smile.

He got back serious in seconds and at this point me a get use to when him in a crowd.

Him no too laugh up

"Colouring book wah uh a stare pan mi fah," he said and I knew he was referring to Alex.

Him no have no fucking chill

"Don't be rude," I said while hitting his arm.

"And a mi friend, Alex," I said and he finally looked at Alex.

"Mi wid call uh Alex," I said and he nod

"Ahh," he said while having an eye contest with Malachi.

I rolled my eyes at their childishness and placed my things in my bag.

Mi have enough a up yah

Cah work and no comfortable

Dem gyal yah nah gimi grey hair

Every month or two mi and smaddy up yah fight or cuss.

Mi life coming like a sack a bloodclawt salt. A mi brit did a chat pan har live.

Salt yf

"Wah uh a do babes?" Malachi asked

Him a di nicknames

"Mi nah cum back up yah," I said and he didn't questioning it.

After I was done he took my bag and we left.

Tomorrow mi fawud fimi rest a things

I got into the car and I smelt food. I turned and looked into the backseat before smiling.

KFC

"A mi uh buy food fah?"

"Yeah babes, a coulda who else," he said

"Uh full a woman eno suh a coulda anybody-"

"Dimples no bada wid it," he said and I rolled my eyes.

Okay okay

"A wah happen up deh?" he asked and I started telling him everything.

"She lucky she no lef a scratch pan uh pretty face as a woulda problem," he said and I agreed with a hum

Wait him call mi pretty

"Ano like she get eh chance," I said and he smiled.

"So wah now?" he asked as I opened the burger wrapper.

"Tek piece," I said and he bite piece.

"A kind uh kind or uh a check if mi tie uh," he said and I smiled.

A took a bite and answered his previous question.

"Mi go find wah next salon and rent wah station," I said and he nod.

"So uh nah go back so den?"

"If eh bitch dem neva work deh. Caz mi like the area and mi cool wid eh rest a people dem pan eh plaza," he said and I nod.

"Uh go find sum way betta," he assured me and I nod.

"By the grace of God," I said and he pulled up at mansion.

Him live near Jay

"A did fih uh house dis," I said while looking at the four storey house.

Mi memba when Jay did a say him know who live yah and mi say-

"Like how uh know who own eh uh still wah fuck mi?" he said

Mi hate Jay

"It was a joke and no," I said and he smiled

The car stopped at the gate and he removed a small remote from his pocket. He pressed a button and it started opening.

When he drove through the gate, he stopped the car in between two cars. A range rover and a benz.

We got out and he closed the gate using the remote. I went to his side as he held his hand out.

Just then two pit-bull ran out.

"Wah uh do uh wah dead?" he asked while holding me in place.

"No act fraid," he said and as they growled at me.

"How uh no act fraid?" I asked and he chuckled.

"Sit," he ordered and they sat down.

He gave me and key and told me to go.

"Dem nah move babes," he assured me.

I walked to the house and then didn't move. He watch as the gate closes and I went into the house.

In yah nice bad

I took my shoes off and went further into the house. I found the kitchen and I placed my leftover in the fridge.

I placed his food on the counter and pulled out my phone.

Missed call from the girls

I called them back on a group video-call and they all picked up.

"We see uh pan TikTok gyal," Poochie said and I raised a brow.

"See uh a beat out Mia rass," Candy said with amusement laced her tone.

"Uh cud'n call me," Destiny said and I smiled.

I quickly explained what happened and they took my side as always.

If a one thing dem ago always tek mi side and if mi did wrong dem tell mi lata say mi did wrong.

"Wait deh a way uh deh?" Candy asked

"Such man," I said and Malachi walked in.

"Babes look in a deh cabinet deh uh see some dog food pass one a eh bag gimi please," he said and I turned around.

Him say please tho

I placed my phone down and opened the cabinet. I grabbed the bag and gave it to him.

High protein and fat, dog food

He went to the fridge and opened it. He took out four eggs and some type of meat from the fridge.

Bwoi fridge well stock eno

I watch as he filled up two dog plate with food and he cracked the eggs inside. He added a couple more things as the gurls waited on me silently.

Mi affi check if dem still deh pan di call

In the plate was dog food, chicken breast, raw eggs, sardines, yogurt, blueberries and strawberries.

Den him dog dem a live life ehh

"Suh fawud," he said and I nod.

He left the room with the plates and I put back the dog food bag.

"Babes?" Poochie said

"We miss a episode?" Candice asked

"Him just call mi suh," I said and they smiled.

"So uh finally find out who own eh big house. Uh no run it pan him yet," Destiny said and I smiled.

"Uh and uh man a crawsis," I said and she laughed

We talked a little and they hanged up when Malachi came back. He washed his hands and started eating his food.

"Mi wah go bathe," I said

"Bathe wid me,"

"No," I said

"Why?"

"Mi shy," I said

"Which part a uh," he said and I smiled.

"Mi nah go look pan uh," he said

"Mi no believe dhat," I said

"Uh no think mi can control mi self," he said and I just stared at him.

"Alright mi suh carry uh upstairs,"

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Petite Beauty Hair Salon
Montego Bay, St. James
February 4, 2023

"Cum caz mi suh done," I said into the phone.

"Uh hungry?"

"Yes," I said with a laugh.

It was around 5:45 p.m.

Mi tiad

"Mi know man," he said

"Wid wah,"

"Caz uh have an attitude," he said and I hummed.

"Alright suh fawud," he said and I hung up.

After I was done making the edges on my client I went to pick up oil sheen spray.

After searching my station and didn't find it I turned to the others.

"Who tek up mi oil sheen?" I asked loud enough and calmly.

Customer still ina and mi have likkle mannaz

Rass nobody no answer and wen mi open mi market mouth uh ear differently

Okay

"Which one a uno johncrow tek up mi bloodclawt things!"

"A mi borrow it Dimples. Wah uh a gwaan suh fah," Mia said lowly.

Suh uh neva ear the first time

After she thief mi client she tek mi things

"Uh did ask fih borrow it?" I asked

"Uh did gone-"

"No uh wait until mi gone," I corrected her.

"Uh woulda say no plus a did likkle bit mi want," she tried reasoning.

Yes, mi would a say no and mi nah go round no corner go talk. And ano mean mi mean

Dem wah tek set pan mi like bloodclawt chichi

Because mi eva have mi things, dem save dem money and wah borrow out my things.

Mi stop kind hearted

A 2023 now

"All customers mi a apologize fih behavior from now," I announced before turning to Mia.

"Mek mi tell uh dis, uno a work and eh scamma bwoi dem a fuck out uno ole. Buy uno own bloodclatt things and stop walk and tek up people things. Uno eva a tek set pan mi things like uno pocket have hole and mi sure uno no have a chick or a bloodclawt child,"

"When uh say uno-"

"Yes sour Apple, a eh wul a uno mi a chat. And eh next time sumo fimi go missing and nobody neva ask before dem tek it up. Mi a buss up smaddy face," I said and no one said anything.

Betta, caz mi wah buss up Apple broad face again

I pointed at Mia then pointed at my station.

"Carry mi bomboclatt things cum put dung and no fuck uh self wid mi and mi tings," I said and she picked up the bottle from her station.

She brought it back and had the audacity to threw it done. My phone was pushed off and it fell to the ground.

A dawk mi fih dawk up eh place

"All uh mind think nobody fraid a uh likkle short self," she said.

"Anna check deh phone deh," I said to my client as I took my shoes off.

I don't know why I always do that but mi a tek dem off.

Nuhn no fih a wul mi back

"It crack eno Dimples," She said and I walked to my station. I picked up the sheen bottle and Mia started moving away.

"Smaddy talk to har eno-"

Mi fling the bottle and lick har in har face.

A from morning mi wah rass uh eno

When mi run up pan har and start fyah thump and box she wid know if she nah go fraid a mi short self.

"See. People. Things. And. Lowe. It," I said while hitting her in a rhythm.

Take uh back to the days when uh mada use to clat uh

I pulled off her wig and use the bottle to hit her a couple times. She grabbed my shirt and she tried hitting back.

The way how she fight fraidy fraidy she not even a look and fight. She threw har hand dem wid closed eyes.

A not even wah fair fight now caz eh gyal cah fight.

"Cool now Dimples,"

I was pulled away from her by Alex.

Wah him even a do ina yah

A few hairdressers helped her up as Alex pulled me to my station. Mia picked up the sheen bottle and threw it at me but it hit Alex.

"Bitch uh a buy back mi phone tuh eno,"

"Suck uh mada Dimples. Uh ole big like,"

Nuh gyal wah a fuck from dem six cah chat to me.

Fimi likkle front wah a fuck from me a nineteen tight and mi nah ask twice.

I pulled away from Alex but before I could run towards her he grabbed my waist.

"Alex let mi go nuh,"

"Sit uh ass down and mind uh get ina trouble," he said and I ignored him.

If mi murder a gyal and go a prison mi nah worry mi self caz mi affi cum out one day

So mi a say still

Look how life nice

"Let mi go," I said while trying to pull away.

"Just calm dung no," he said and after a while I stopped fighting.

"Mi calm," I said and he slowly released.

"Mi calm," I repeated as I listened the insults Mia threw at me.

All bark and no bite

Look how mi small and she big

"A tru she a fuck Sinna mek mi no beat har eno,"

A wah laugh

"No bloodclawt bring nobody name ina dis. And uh neva ketch mi pan nobody buddy fih say mi a fuck nobody," I said and they looked at me.

As people see uh and a man, dem say uno a fuck

Sinna not even know how mi pussy look or feel

"So since mi nah fuck him cum beat mi. Cum nuh Mia nuh wul back," I said while pushing Alex from in front of me.

Uh a blc bodyguard bwoii

"Bad gyal run up nuh," I said as she fixed her clothes

Mi likkle but mi tallwah so dem cah tek advantage a mi or try beat me.

"Girl mi a wait," I said while taking a seat.

She picked up her wig and I rolled my eyes. I got up and Alex picked up my shoes.

I took them and placed them on. The noise in the room minimized and I calmed down.

Alex my personal bodyguard was at my side as I fixed my clothes.

"A suh uh beat gyal ova uh things," Anna said and I chuckled.

"Uh gwaan eno," I said before looking at the sheen bottle.

"Mi have sheen a mi yaad so it good," she said and I looked away.

She gave me my phone, paid then left. I start packing up my things when Malachi walked in.

The room went silent just like this morning and I sighed.

I'm guessing everyone know who he is

"A wapm tuh uh?" he asked while looking at my hair. I looked into the mirror and hissed my teeth.

"Mi a lef," I heard Mia said

Run uh fucking bitch

"Kristal,"

"Malachi," I said and he came behind me as I fixed my hair.

I removed the scrunchie from my hair and combed it into a low ponytail. I did my edges too and when I was done I smile.

Uh pweddy bitch

I looked up at Sinna who was staring down at me. He leaned down and placed his hands on the counter, trapping me in the process of it all.

"Mi fih ask again,"

"Mi did a fight," I said while a shrug

"Wid who,"

"She just run out," I said before turning around and grabbing his shirt.

A way him ago?

"Mi just wah see a who," he said

Uh no need fih see nobody

"No," I said

"Dimples,"

"Malachi mi say no," I said and he stared at me for a couple seconds.

"Uh good?" he asked

"Mi hungry," I said and he shook his head with a small smile.

He got back serious in seconds and at this point me a get use to when him in a crowd.

Him no too laugh up

"Colouring book wah uh a stare pan mi fah," he said and I knew he was referring to Alex.

Him no have no fucking chill

"Don't be rude," I said while hitting his arm.

"And a mi friend, Alex," I said and he finally looked at Alex.

"Mi wid call uh Alex," I said and he nod

"Ahh," he said while having an eye contest with Malachi.

I rolled my eyes at their childishness and placed my things in my bag.

Mi have enough a up yah

Cah work and no comfortable

Dem gyal yah nah gimi grey hair

Every month or two mi and smaddy up yah fight or cuss.

Mi life coming like a sack a bloodclawt salt. A mi brit did a chat pan har live.

Salt yf

"Wah uh a do babes?" Malachi asked

Him a di nicknames

"Mi nah cum back up yah," I said and he didn't questioning it.

After I was done he took my bag and we left.

Tomorrow mi fawud fimi rest a things

I got into the car and I smelt food. I turned and looked into the backseat before smiling.

KFC

"A mi uh buy food fah?"

"Yeah babes, a coulda who else," he said

"Uh full a woman eno suh a coulda anybody-"

"Dimples no bada wid it," he said and I rolled my eyes.

Okay okay

"A wah happen up deh?" he asked and I started telling him everything.

"She lucky she no lef a scratch pan uh pretty face as a woulda problem," he said and I agreed with a hum

Wait him call mi pretty

"Ano like she get eh chance," I said and he smiled.

"So wah now?" he asked as I opened the burger wrapper.

"Tek piece," I said and he bite piece.

"A kind uh kind or uh a check if mi tie uh," he said and I smiled.

A took a bite and answered his previous question.

"Mi go find wah next salon and rent wah station," I said and he nod.

"So uh nah go back so den?"

"If eh bitch dem neva work deh. Caz mi like the area and mi cool wid eh rest a people dem pan eh plaza," he said and I nod.

"Uh go find sum way betta," he assured me and I nod.

"By the grace of God," I said and he pulled up at mansion.

Him live near Jay

"A did fih uh house dis," I said while looking at the four storey house.

Mi memba when Jay did a say him know who live yah and mi say-

"Like how uh know who own eh uh still wah fuck mi?" he said

Mi hate Jay

"It was a joke and no," I said and he smiled

The car stopped at the gate and he removed a small remote from his pocket. He pressed a button and it started opening.

When he drove through the gate, he stopped the car in between two cars. A range rover and a benz.

We got out and he closed the gate using the remote. I went to his side as he held his hand out.

Just then two pit-bull ran out.

"Wah uh do uh wah dead?" he asked while holding me in place.

"No act fraid," he said and as they growled at me.

"How uh no act fraid?" I asked and he chuckled.

"Sit," he ordered and they sat down.

He gave me and key and told me to go.

"Dem nah move babes," he assured me.

I walked to the house and then didn't move. He watch as the gate closes and I went into the house.

In yah nice bad

I took my shoes off and went further into the house. I found the kitchen and I placed my leftover in the fridge.

I placed his food on the counter and pulled out my phone.

Missed call from the girls

I called them back on a group video-call and they all picked up.

"We see uh pan TikTok gyal," Poochie said and I raised a brow.

"See uh a beat out Mia rass," Candy said with amusement laced her tone.

"Uh cud'n call me," Destiny said and I smiled.

I quickly explained what happened and they took my side as always.

If a one thing dem ago always tek mi side and if mi did wrong dem tell mi lata say mi did wrong.

"Wait deh a way uh deh?" Candy asked

"Such man," I said and Malachi walked in.

"Babes look in a deh cabinet deh uh see some dog food pass one a eh bag gimi please," he said and I turned around.

Him say please tho

I placed my phone down and opened the cabinet. I grabbed the bag and gave it to him.

High protein and fat, dog food

He went to the fridge and opened it. He took out four eggs and some type of meat from the fridge.

Bwoi fridge well stock eno

I watch as he filled up two dog plate with food and he cracked the eggs inside. He added a couple more things as the gurls waited on me silently.

Mi affi check if dem still deh pan di call

In the plate was dog food, chicken breast, raw eggs, sardines, yogurt, blueberries and strawberries.

Den him dog dem a live life ehh

"Suh fawud," he said and I nod.

He left the room with the plates and I put back the dog food bag.

"Babes?" Poochie said

"We miss a episode?" Candice asked

"Him just call mi suh," I said and they smiled.

"So uh finally find out who own eh big house. Uh no run it pan him yet," Destiny said and I smiled.

"Uh and uh man a crawsis," I said and she laughed

We talked a little and they hanged up when Malachi came back. He washed his hands and started eating his food.

"Mi wah go bathe," I said

"Bathe wid me,"

"No," I said

"Why?"

"Mi shy," I said

"Which part a uh," he said and I smiled.

"Mi nah go look pan uh," he said

"Mi no believe dhat," I said

"Uh no think mi can control mi self," he said and I just stared at him.

"Alright mi suh carry uh upstairs,"

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