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Petite Beauty Hair Salon
Montego Bay, St. James
January 23, 2023
"Uh suh done?" Destiny asked as I applied moose to the braids I just did.
"Mi have one more head fih do and den mi dun," I said over the phone to my overly impatient best friend.
The villa nah run way girl
"Wen uh done call mi so mi can cum pick uh up,"
"Alright," I said in agreement
The call ended and I placed the moose bottle and my phone down before removing the cape from my client's body.
I took a picture before she got up and stretched. She walked to the mirror and I pulled out my air-pods.
The sounds from the noisy salon surrounding filled my ears.
Already irritated by the noise of hair machines (hairdryer) and the gossiping from both clients and hairstylists.
"Me hear say him nah mine him pitney," a hairstylist said
"A lie yuh a tell caz eh way how him a spend pan deh big ole gyal deh him affi a mind him pitney," the client say.
"Him nah mind di pitney caz him babymada did ina yesterday and she tell we everything," another hairstylist said.
Gossip, gossip, gossip
Hair Salon fih name Chat ppl and do hair cause a dhat happen in a every salon.
It annoy mi yf
"Uh angle dhat Dimples," my client said while admiring her hair.
I smiled and sat down in the client's chair. She turn to me and opened her purse.
"Nine thousand right?"
"Yeah," I said and she pulled out two sharers
"Keep eh change,"
"Ah thanks,"
"Next time sista gyal," she said and I nod as she picked up her belongings.
Her boyfriend got up and gave me a head nod. I gave him a small smile as he pulled up his pants that was sagging. He walked to the door and she did the same.
He opened the door and allowed her to exit the salon first.
Dhat is it
A gentle-gansta-man
Man a man, bwoii a bwoii
Mi want a man
My next client came in on time and I started his hair at a quick speed. With my air pads stuffed in my ears I listened to songs by Nicki and Cardi.
In my opinion if they did a collab it would be fire because they're both great rappers.
But everybody beefing these days
If uh know mi then uh know that I don't be with all that drama because I'll murder someone
And life too nice out yah fimi wah go prison go cock up mek gyal finga and suck mi.
After I was done I took a picture and he paid me.
"Lata dimples,"
"Yeah lata," I said before calling Destiny.
••
I walked out of the salon without acknowledging any of my co-workers.
Pussy eh wul a dem in deh
Eva a try stop mi food and try fight mi out. Plus dem mixup and eva a chat people before dem do the people dem rass head.
As I stood underneath the plaza of the salon I uploaded all the pictures of the hairstyles I did today on my instagram hair page.
After a few minutes of scrolling through my phone Destiny pulled up in the parking lot while playing Tommy Lee's song Cyber Freak in a very loud volume.
Tommy is babe
She was driving her boyfriend's 2023 black BMW X6.
Fully meech
Car sexy yf
"Wapm gyalie," she said as I entered the car.
Ina yah smell nice plus in yah clean.
"Deh yah tiad you fuck and a look pan uh the better one," I said after closing the door cautiously.
Doh want har scamma man murder mi fih slam him car door.
My big friend Jay
"Mhi? A uh a di betta one," she said and I smile while shaking my head.
She drove off and I leaned into the passenger's seat.
Nice and well comfortable
"How work?" she asked
"Alright," I said and she nod.
"None a di crawis gyal dem no trouble uh don't?"
"No, after dem no wah mi stab up a gyal up deh," I said and she chuckled.
One thing with me...imma fight
War momger
"Mi hate eh big back gyal dem uh see," she said and I smiled.
In all honesty Destiny no know di gyal dem in person or from no way but after the story dem wah mi tell har, she share the same hatred wah mi have fih dem.
Gyal dem nuh wah see nobody else shine
"Anyways Jay say him bredda go deh a di villa wid we," she informed.
Jay's her boyfriend
"A him own di villa?" I asked while referring to Jay's brother.
"Yeah," she said and I nod.
I've never meet Jay's brother before but I didn't care if he would be there or not.
As long as mi a enjoy mi self mi good.
Caz work stressing and I could really use a week's break.
"Mi no care if him di deh or not, me just wah go enjoy mi big likkle self," I said and she laughed.
Yeah mi thick and short
Stiff breast and big batty
Really delulu on the big batty part.
"Right," she said and I smiled.
We arrived at my house and she parked the car in the driveway. I had a quick but efficient shower while Destiny waited in the living.
After I was done I got dressed.
I didn't bother in re-catching my hair even though the back was falling out.
As mi do mi hair and walk go over deh so and cum back, mi hair look like it no do from long time.
Coolie people problem
I sprayed on some cologne on my skin and clothes and grabbed the bags I packed. We went downstairs and I locked up. Minutes later we were on our way to her boyfriend's house.
After arriving we got out and went inside.
"Babes mi cum back," she announced as we entered the living room space of their house.
He walked into the hall with a sagging pants. Polo shirt and polo slides that were dragging on the floor.
"Ypree sis," he said and I smiled.
"Deh yah," I said and Destiny received a kiss on her forehead.
Awww, they're so cuteeeee
Mi just awful
"Wah uno say uno ready?"
"Yeah," Destiny and I said and he nod.
He gave Destiny a key before scratching his head.
"Alright babes go start up eh voxy mi a go fi eh bag dem," he said and she nod.
"And call uh odda friend dem caz mi nah itch no way," he said
"Alright," she said and we walked towards the garage.
I opened the garage doors and she drove through them.
"Drive the BMW come put yah so and tek out uh bag dem,"
Wat a way she trust mi wid are man expensive car.
If mi mash it up she betta use are pussy pension and fix it caz mi no have a dolla
Mi nuh hav a red cent.
I took the keys nevertheless and walked to the car. I entered the driver's door and got in. I drove the car into the garage and parked it neatly.
I exited the car and Jay walked out through the garage door that lead into their mansion.
As mi say him a meech
Dem say Mobay have eh biggest scamma dem and ano lie.
"Mine eno Dimples, uh all a park mi car betta dan mi," he said and I laughed.
I removed my bags from the backseat of the BMW as he walked towards the exit. I closed the door and locked up the car.
Checking the door handle it was locked. I walked out behind Jay and he opened the bus trunk.
He placed the bags inside and stepped out of the way so I could do the same. I placed my bags inside and entered the back seat.
"Here," I said to Destiny while giving her the key for the BMW.
Jay locked up the house then entered the bus. We left Cornwall Court housing scheme and drove into the town of Montego Bay.
"We a pick dem up a Consumer," Destiny said to Jay who nods in response.
"Uh wah connect uh phone to dis?" Jay asked Destiny.
"No mi phone a dead," she said while plugging in her phone to his charger.
"Dimples uh wah connect?" Jay asked while looking at me through the rear view mirror.
"Yeah sure," I said before going to bluetooth on my phone.
I connect my phone to the Voxy's bluetooth before playing Sidung by Bayka.
My man
Our man
"She Cyah Cold Up Pon c**k. Baby Girl Mi Wah Fih Know Yuh Contact. f**k Yuh Mi Claat Yuh Stroke Yuh From Back. Shot Till Yuh Drop Mi Know Fi Pampa. New Gyal Onylfans hawt Say She Rich N Wah Fi Know The Mobsta. Mussi Sick Jussa A Laugh N A Smoke Mi Ganga. Bat A Flick Give A Tip Before Mi Sponsor"
Destiny and I sang the song as Jay mobbed his head to the music.
As planned we picked up Poochie and Candice up at Consumer Meat Plus on Barnett street.
"Wah gwaan gyalies," Poochie said when the door opened.
"Wapm muma," Destiny greeted with a big smile.
"Wapm babes," I said and she got in.
"So mi ano body? Nobody nah call to mi" Jay asked and we laughed.
"Easy nuh mek mi cum in good nuh Bones," Poochie said while going around to the back seat.
"Ypree now mi g," Poochie said and Jay smiled.
"Deh yah mhon," he said and Candice got in.
"Wah gwaan people," she said
"Deh yah," we said together.
"Uh see dhat Poochie. Candice come in and call to everybody one time," Jay said.
"But uh get fih uh special bro,"
"Alright," he said
The automatic door closed by Jay and he drive off. We spent the rest of drive listening to music played by me.
We arrived at the villa and got out of the Voxy. We removed the bags from the trunk and I looked around as Jay and Destiny walked towards the house.
"A hope him bredda no have no woman," Poochie said boldly and I looked her.
"Uh neva tek way a gyal man yet?" Candice said
"Yeah, uh can ask dhat," Poochie said and they looked at me.
"Bad blessings nah follow mi so no look pan mi," I said and they laughed.
We walked towards the house and followed Destiny and Jay into the house.
A guy with dreads came into a view and Jay approached him.
"Skitta way Outlaw deh?" Jay asked
A dem bredda dhat?
"Gone pan eh road gone link a b," he said and Jay nod.
"Babes introduce uh friend dem to Skitta and Blacks. Mi a go up yah so," Jay said
"Mi neva know say uno go deh yah to," Destiny said to Skitta.
"Did just cum fih link Outlaw but mi no think mi wah bada left," he said while looking at Candice.
She smiled before looking at her Dior bags.
Fucka love man uh see
"Mi no want uh look pan mi friend dem eno," Destiny said
"Why? Issa him her or a she he uh carry yah?" Skitta asked his eyes still glued to Candy.
"No," she laughed.
"So why mi cah look pan har?"
"Mi nah medz uh yah mhon. Girls this is Skitta, Outlaw's whoring bestfriend," Destiny said
"Hey, no listen to har," he said and we hummed.
"Mi name Skitta. Outlaw decent nice clean bestfriend. Wah uno name?" he said
"Poochie,"
"Dimples,"
"So uh cah talk?" he asked Candice.
"Candy," she said and he nod.
"Candy deh pan uh birth paper?" He asked and she shook her head.
"It's Candice," she said and he smiled at her while nodding.
"Way Blacks?" Destiny asked.
"Mussi in deh or round a back," Skitta responded.
"Uno come mek mi show uno di room dem,"
After picking our rooms, I went and lay down. While strolling through TikTok the door opened so I assumed it was Destiny or one of the girls.
They walked around until I heard the balcony door opened before being closed.
"A sumo uh a look fah," I said while looking up.
Den a who him?
My body froze and my words and breath got stuck in my throat.
Why me feel mi self a tremble?
Him look dawk yf
He looked at me and his eyes roamed my body.
I took my own time to look him over. He was wearing a white t-shirt with multiple colored polo shorts. On his feet were mid-calf white socks and white polo slides. Around his neck were tiny gold chains.
Tropical scamma attire
At least it fit him.
His tattoos traveled up his arms and went underneath the arms of his T-shirt peaking back out as they went up his neck.
His eyes soon averted from my body and went to the dresser that was next to the bed I was laying on.
Him kinda look like smaddy mi know
Dem probably related or sumo
He walked towards the dresser and picked up the laptop and banger phones.
So how mi neva see dem deh
He didn't spare me another glance as he turned and walked out.
A who dhat deh?
Man look sinful uh fuck
Mi fraid
There was a knock on the door and I slowly got up. I opened the door and Poochie's face greeted me.
"A how uh look suh fraid? uh see duppy?" she asked and I stepped out to look down the hall.
"Uh neva see wah man just cum out yah?" I asked and she raised a brow.
Eh dawg mek a portal tpc
"No, mind a duppy uh see," she said and I hissed.
"A wah uh did say?" I asked.
"We ago a KFC go buy food," she revealed.
"Alright caz mi hungry," I said before walking back into the room and retrieving my phone, purse and airpods.
••••
"Uh tek picture and video everything," Candice said as I snapped a few pictures and videos of my food.
It's for my instagram highlights/ food porn
"By time we done eat she no done eno caz har insta affi see the food before har belly," Destiny joined.
"Uh ago lowe mi eno," I said as Poochie snap a video of hers.
She looked at me and smiled. We started eating and the man I saw early walked in.
He walked towards the table and picked up my famous bowl.
"Who fah dis?"
"Mine so kindly put dhat back," I said and he opened the lid while looking into my eyes.
But him brite ehh
He place down the lid in front of me and his eyes lowered to my food box.
He took the fork I was about to use and walked towards the fridge. He pulled out a bottled water and a redbull and left the room.
"A mi food him just tek?"
"Uh blind," Destiny chuckled.
Alright now mi have a problem
"A so him tan mi wid gi uh back uh money," Jay said
Hear yah
A bcz him look like him murder people daily mek mi no go fight him fimi food eno
"A uh bredda?" Candice asked
"Yeah," he said
"Him look grimy nd dawk ehh," Poochie commented.
"Mi feel fraid," Candice said
"Same," Poochie said
I hissed my teeth and started eating.
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