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Sunday
February 14, 2023

"A suh?"

"Mi no know," I said and he placed his hands on his hips while looking at the luna bean bucket on the living room table.

We were about to do clay mold of our hands which was cute.

It was Malachi's idea of doing something memorable for Valentine day.

My man, My man, My man

"Read instructions Mal," I said while standing up from the couch.

"Mi read it babes but mi think mi fuck it up," he said before picking up the silver looking bag to look at the steps.

I walked over to him and he stole a kiss before going back to read the instructions like nothing happened.

He's sweet and I love that

I wrapped my arms around his waist as I read the instructions too

"Oh," he said while nodding.

"Uh fuck it up?"

"No," he said and I released him.

"Mi a fawud," he said before running to the kitchen. He came back with a whisk.

"Wah uh a use dhat do," I asked

"Mix it," he said

"Mal-"

"Mi ago buy it back babes," he said

"Okay," I said and

He sat down and started blending the powder with the water. Several minutes later it started to get thick so he stopped.

We intertwined our hand and placed them inside.

"Memba no move run uh finga dem," he said and I nod.

He pulled me into a kiss and I smiled against his lips.

•••

I took a video of him as he was finishing up. I sent him the video before going back inside to check on my pot.

For dinner we were having curry goat, fried chicken, rice and peas, mashed potatoes with sweet corn and macaroni and cheese with carrot juice.

Mi always affi cum out pan Sundays fimi belly

And now for mi and mi man belly

I went back out on the veranda where Malachi was.

"Babes?" I said and he looked up quickly.

"God a cum," he said and I laughed.

"Uh think mi fih fry plantain?"

"Yes if uh want," he said.

"Uh want it yes or no,"

"Yes babes but if uh cah bother it good," he answered and I nod.

I went and sat down next to him. He placed down the cigarette in the ashtray before pushing his hands off.

He pulled me on to his lap and kissed my lips.

"Uh suh done?"

"Mi done a just the plantain mi fih go fry," I said and he got up with me in his arms.

I held on to him and he brought me to the kitchen.

"Want mi help uh?"

"Yeah but mi wid fry dem," I said and we both chuckled.

•••

"Mal stop eh ramping before mi vomit," I said as we ran around the living room.

He was chancing me around the house and we have just done eating a couple minutes ago.

"Mi sorry Mal," I said before he grabbed me.

"You a batty man?" he questions and I smiled.

"Sorry," I said

"Wah if mi bend you ova right now and give you some rass-"

"Babes mi sah sorry," I said and he turned me around.

"You fih behave uh likkle self," he said and I nod.

"Mi ago behave mi self," I said and he smiled.

He lifted me up and I wrapped my legs and arms around him.

"Uh pretty you fuck," he said before kissing me.

I pulled away and push his hair away from his face fully.

"Correction beautiful," he said and I hide my face in the crook of his neck.

"Stop,"

"Uh no want mi talk truth," he said and I didn't respond.

He brought us upstairs and towards the bedroom. He sat down on the bed and laid down with me straddling his waist.

I placed my hand on his chest as I leaned forward.

"Babes," I said and he opened his eyes a little after closing them.

"Yeah,"

"Cum mek mi do uh hair now so mi can pull out mine and go dweet," I said.

He sat up and I moved away. He got up and sat on the ground.

"So how when mi and uh neva deh uh neva wah sidung pan eh ground,"

"Babes," he said and I smiled.

"Okay," I said

I started doing his hair and after a while it got hard because him nah wul him head because him a play pub-G.

Mi wid mash up him phone eno

"Cum ova yasso dwag,"

"..."

"Yow if uh no hurry up mi a tek uh gun eno,"

"...."

"Mi bomboclatt a wah gyal dhat?"

"..."

"Rass,"

".."

"A way she name,"

"..."

"Muma bad yf. Link har now mek we play," he said and I started to get annoyed.

"Malachi wul uh big head no,"

"Mi a cum- wait wah uh just say?"

I hissed and took the phone from him. I placed it behind me along with his earphones.

"Wul uh head,"

"Uh think mi a pitney babes,"

"If mi tell a child fih wul dem head dem wid dweet," I said and he folded his arms while turning around.

I finished his hair and he got up. I got up and grabbed my moose.

"Cum here," I said and he walked towards me.

He held down his head and applied some to his hair. Once I was finished he leaned up while looking down at me.

"Uh see uh face," he said

"Excuse," I said after placing down the moose.

"You bex?" he asked while holding my wrist

"No,"

"Kiss mi den," he said before leaning down

I kissed him and he smiled.

"Cum mek mi help uh," he said

I sat down and he cut out the braids without cutting my hair. He pulled them out then washed my hair.

I blow dried it then dropped in some corn rows as he went back to playing pub-G.

I went downstairs and poured myself some ice water. The cold liquid ran down my throat and quench my thirst.

I went back upstairs and started bothering Malachi.

"Babes," I said while climbing over his waist.

"Yeah?"

"Bomboclatt," he said before hissing his teeth.

"How eh fuck eh pussywul kill mi,"

"..."

"Muma cum yah," he said and I hissed.

I tried climbing off him and he grabbed my waist. "Way uh ago,"

"Uh nah pay mi no mind so mi a move,"

"Babes cool nuh," he said and I picked up his other personal phone.

I downloaded tictok before signing into my account. I watched a couple videos and check how my page was doing.

After a while and I tapped on his tummy.

"Mi ago a mi yaad fih wah wig," I said

"Wait deh," he said and I climbed off him

"Yow mi a cut," he said to his friends

"..."

I got up and walked to the bathroom since I left my phone on the counter.

"No dwag mi woman cum first move up," I heard Malachi say before I walked into the room.

He threw the phone down and got up.

"Come on mi nah mek uh drive ina night," he said

Thank God caz mi tiad right now

••••

We got back from my house, then I installed my wig. We had separate showers and got ready.

It was a Valentine theme party and we were going to the club afterwards

We arrived at the party and Malachi took my hand as we walked through the party.

A lot of people seem like they were too scared to call to him or too scared not call to him.

Once we got to the others Malachi order liquors to add on theirs. I had a cup with ciroc passion and sprite.

"Gimi sum," I said while looking at the spliff Malachi just built.

"Uh can manage high grade?" Malachi asked with a smile.

"Yes," I said and he hummed.

"One puff," he said and I nod excitingly.

He lit it up and gave it to me. I took a puff and gave the spliff back to him. I released the smoke as the urge to cough hit me.

I quickly drank the alcohol in my cup and he smiles before pulling me into his chest.

"Cough man," he said while rubbing my back.

I coughed a few times before looking at him.

"Certain things uh fih lowe-"

I kissed him to shut him up. He smiled and I pulled away.

"Babes cum," Destiny said to me.

We walked over to another table that was bit far from the guys. We took snaps and such while singing and vibing to the songs.

Around thirty minutes later I turned around and a woman was standing in front of Malachi.

Her body language was giving flirty.

I raised a brow and the woman steps closer to him.

Wait nuh the girl that way work ina the same salon as Poochie.

"So way uh oman or should I say wife?"

"Backa uh," I said while taking a sip from my cup.

She turned around and I shifted on my feet as I stepped back.

Mi no want Kristal chop off mi hood

Keke turns around and look back at me.

"Uh cah page mi tonight," she asked and Jay and the other turn to look her.

"No uh no hear mi say mi have mi woman,"

"Uh no shame?" Skitta asked and she looked at him before looking back at me.

"So wah uh a try a say uh tun one burner,"

"Yah,"

"Wid dhat deh big buddy-"

"Oye no go deh so," I said and she nod.

"Sorry,"

"A time fih uh dig off tuh," I said

She lucky mi even ina a good mood caz anyhow mi did ina mi feeling or a pree deep mi lick off har head off har rass body.

Mi no wah nobody a step to mi and cum ina no long cocky chattingz

Di man step back and away from me and before I could question it Kristal was walking towards us.

"Yow Dimples a mad oman eno and mi no wah nuhn catch mi," Jay said while moving far away.

Weird thing was she walked pass us. I turned around to her walking towards Mr. colouring book.

"Damn," Keke said and I looked at her.

She looked at me and walked away immediately.

"A who dhat?" Skitta asked and I ignored him

"Yow mi ready fih dig off tell Dimples fuh cum on,"

"A fimi oman or a fi-"

I looked at my best friend and he hissed.

"Alright Mr. pussyole," Skitta said before walking towards Dimples.

I turned and walked through the party and towards my car.

~~

Sunday
February 14, 2023

"A suh?"

"Mi no know," I said and he placed his hands on his hips while looking at the luna bean bucket on the living room table.

We were about to do clay mold of our hands which was cute.

It was Malachi's idea of doing something memorable for Valentine day.

My man, My man, My man

"Read instructions Mal," I said while standing up from the couch.

"Mi read it babes but mi think mi fuck it up," he said before picking up the silver looking bag to look at the steps.

I walked over to him and he stole a kiss before going back to read the instructions like nothing happened.

He's sweet and I love that

I wrapped my arms around his waist as I read the instructions too

"Oh," he said while nodding.

"Uh fuck it up?"

"No," he said and I released him.

"Mi a fawud," he said before running to the kitchen. He came back with a whisk.

"Wah uh a use dhat do," I asked

"Mix it," he said

"Mal-"

"Mi ago buy it back babes," he said

"Okay," I said and

He sat down and started blending the powder with the water. Several minutes later it started to get thick so he stopped.

We intertwined our hand and placed them inside.

"Memba no move run uh finga dem," he said and I nod.

He pulled me into a kiss and I smiled against his lips.

•••

I took a video of him as he was finishing up. I sent him the video before going back inside to check on my pot.

For dinner we were having curry goat, fried chicken, rice and peas, mashed potatoes with sweet corn and macaroni and cheese with carrot juice.

Mi always affi cum out pan Sundays fimi belly

And now for mi and mi man belly

I went back out on the veranda where Malachi was.

"Babes?" I said and he looked up quickly.

"God a cum," he said and I laughed.

"Uh think mi fih fry plantain?"

"Yes if uh want," he said.

"Uh want it yes or no,"

"Yes babes but if uh cah bother it good," he answered and I nod.

I went and sat down next to him. He placed down the cigarette in the ashtray before pushing his hands off.

He pulled me on to his lap and kissed my lips.

"Uh suh done?"

"Mi done a just the plantain mi fih go fry," I said and he got up with me in his arms.

I held on to him and he brought me to the kitchen.

"Want mi help uh?"

"Yeah but mi wid fry dem," I said and we both chuckled.

•••

"Mal stop eh ramping before mi vomit," I said as we ran around the living room.

He was chancing me around the house and we have just done eating a couple minutes ago.

"Mi sorry Mal," I said before he grabbed me.

"You a batty man?" he questions and I smiled.

"Sorry," I said

"Wah if mi bend you ova right now and give you some rass-"

"Babes mi sah sorry," I said and he turned me around.

"You fih behave uh likkle self," he said and I nod.

"Mi ago behave mi self," I said and he smiled.

He lifted me up and I wrapped my legs and arms around him.

"Uh pretty you fuck," he said before kissing me.

I pulled away and push his hair away from his face fully.

"Correction beautiful," he said and I hide my face in the crook of his neck.

"Stop,"

"Uh no want mi talk truth," he said and I didn't respond.

He brought us upstairs and towards the bedroom. He sat down on the bed and laid down with me straddling his waist.

I placed my hand on his chest as I leaned forward.

"Babes," I said and he opened his eyes a little after closing them.

"Yeah,"

"Cum mek mi do uh hair now so mi can pull out mine and go dweet," I said.

He sat up and I moved away. He got up and sat on the ground.

"So how when mi and uh neva deh uh neva wah sidung pan eh ground,"

"Babes," he said and I smiled.

"Okay," I said

I started doing his hair and after a while it got hard because him nah wul him head because him a play pub-G.

Mi wid mash up him phone eno

"Cum ova yasso dwag,"

"..."

"Yow if uh no hurry up mi a tek uh gun eno,"

"...."

"Mi bomboclatt a wah gyal dhat?"

"..."

"Rass,"

".."

"A way she name,"

"..."

"Muma bad yf. Link har now mek we play," he said and I started to get annoyed.

"Malachi wul uh big head no,"

"Mi a cum- wait wah uh just say?"

I hissed and took the phone from him. I placed it behind me along with his earphones.

"Wul uh head,"

"Uh think mi a pitney babes,"

"If mi tell a child fih wul dem head dem wid dweet," I said and he folded his arms while turning around.

I finished his hair and he got up. I got up and grabbed my moose.

"Cum here," I said and he walked towards me.

He held down his head and applied some to his hair. Once I was finished he leaned up while looking down at me.

"Uh see uh face," he said

"Excuse," I said after placing down the moose.

"You bex?" he asked while holding my wrist

"No,"

"Kiss mi den," he said before leaning down

I kissed him and he smiled.

"Cum mek mi help uh," he said

I sat down and he cut out the braids without cutting my hair. He pulled them out then washed my hair.

I blow dried it then dropped in some corn rows as he went back to playing pub-G.

I went downstairs and poured myself some ice water. The cold liquid ran down my throat and quench my thirst.

I went back upstairs and started bothering Malachi.

"Babes," I said while climbing over his waist.

"Yeah?"

"Bomboclatt," he said before hissing his teeth.

"How eh fuck eh pussywul kill mi,"

"..."

"Muma cum yah," he said and I hissed.

I tried climbing off him and he grabbed my waist. "Way uh ago,"

"Uh nah pay mi no mind so mi a move,"

"Babes cool nuh," he said and I picked up his other personal phone.

I downloaded tictok before signing into my account. I watched a couple videos and check how my page was doing.

After a while and I tapped on his tummy.

"Mi ago a mi yaad fih wah wig," I said

"Wait deh," he said and I climbed off him

"Yow mi a cut," he said to his friends

"..."

I got up and walked to the bathroom since I left my phone on the counter.

"No dwag mi woman cum first move up," I heard Malachi say before I walked into the room.

He threw the phone down and got up.

"Come on mi nah mek uh drive ina night," he said

Thank God caz mi tiad right now

••••

We got back from my house, then I installed my wig. We had separate showers and got ready.

It was a Valentine theme party and we were going to the club afterwards

We arrived at the party and Malachi took my hand as we walked through the party.

A lot of people seem like they were too scared to call to him or too scared not call to him.

Once we got to the others Malachi order liquors to add on theirs. I had a cup with ciroc passion and sprite.

"Gimi sum," I said while looking at the spliff Malachi just built.

"Uh can manage high grade?" Malachi asked with a smile.

"Yes," I said and he hummed.

"One puff," he said and I nod excitingly.

He lit it up and gave it to me. I took a puff and gave the spliff back to him. I released the smoke as the urge to cough hit me.

I quickly drank the alcohol in my cup and he smiles before pulling me into his chest.

"Cough man," he said while rubbing my back.

I coughed a few times before looking at him.

"Certain things uh fih lowe-"

I kissed him to shut him up. He smiled and I pulled away.

"Babes cum," Destiny said to me.

We walked over to another table that was bit far from the guys. We took snaps and such while singing and vibing to the songs.

Around thirty minutes later I turned around and a woman was standing in front of Malachi.

Her body language was giving flirty.

I raised a brow and the woman steps closer to him.

Wait nuh the girl that way work ina the same salon as Poochie.

"So way uh oman or should I say wife?"

"Backa uh," I said while taking a sip from my cup.

She turned around and I shifted on my feet as I stepped back.

Mi no want Kristal chop off mi hood

Keke turns around and look back at me.

"Uh cah page mi tonight," she asked and Jay and the other turn to look her.

"No uh no hear mi say mi have mi woman,"

"Uh no shame?" Skitta asked and she looked at him before looking back at me.

"So wah uh a try a say uh tun one burner,"

"Yah,"

"Wid dhat deh big buddy-"

"Oye no go deh so," I said and she nod.

"Sorry,"

"A time fih uh dig off tuh," I said

She lucky mi even ina a good mood caz anyhow mi did ina mi feeling or a pree deep mi lick off har head off har rass body.

Mi no wah nobody a step to mi and cum ina no long cocky chattingz

Di man step back and away from me and before I could question it Kristal was walking towards us.

"Yow Dimples a mad oman eno and mi no wah nuhn catch mi," Jay said while moving far away.

Weird thing was she walked pass us. I turned around to her walking towards Mr. colouring book.

"Damn," Keke said and I looked at her.

She looked at me and walked away immediately.

"A who dhat?" Skitta asked and I ignored him

"Yow mi ready fih dig off tell Dimples fuh cum on,"

"A fimi oman or a fi-"

I looked at my best friend and he hissed.

"Alright Mr. pussyole," Skitta said before walking towards Dimples.

I turned and walked through the party and towards my car.

~~