weak tuh you %F0%9F%87%AF%F0%9F%87%B2 18
December 3, 2023
Montego Bay, St. James
"Love me?" Malachi asked and I nod.
"Mind uh mek mi pree yuh youth," he said and I looked up from my phone.
I took in our surroundings to notice that we were at the restaurant. I looked over at Malachi and he was looking at me.
"I love you Malachi,"
This man will accept nothing but my full and undivided attention.
"So how uh tek suh long fih ansa," he asked.
"I didn't. I answered the moment you asked," I said and he leaned over in his seat.
I nod my head, did I not
"Mi no wah dhat," he said
"Sorry," I said and he grabbed my chin.
Studying my face like it was a very important project.
"Mi pretty babymada slash wife," he said and I smiled.
"You're beautiful baby," he said and my tummy flips.
I lean in and placed a peck on his lips.
I love him
We pulled away and I went back to scrolling through safari for more information.
"Sumo do uh babes?"
"No," I answered.
I leaned into my seat after awhile and hissed. I cleared the search bar before Malachi called me.
"Babes?" he said while tapping on the steering wheel.
"Yes,"
"A wah?" he asked and I looked at him.
"Nuh-"
"Babes no mek mi get mad pan uh," he said in frustration and I pout.
"I don't have a problem,"
"Wah bada uh?"
"It's dumb," I said and he took a deep breath.
He runs his fingers over his face and let out a sigh. "Come m'ere," he said before lifting me up from my seat.
He placed me inside his lap before wrapping his arms around my waist.
"When I get frustrated, I get.."
"Mad," I said while looking at my fingers.
He grabbed my chin and stared into my eyes intensely.
"And I don't want to get mad at my baby so for the love of God babe talk to me," he said
"I don't have a baby bump as yet. And mi think sumo wrong wid mi body?" I said and he looked at tummy.
He then took my hand and placed a kiss on my knuckles.
"Don't we go a doctor often fih check up n thing. You healthy and eh baby healthy, babes uh suh start show," he assured me.
Mi just wah see the baby bump
"But I want to see it now,"
"Mi wah see it tuh mama but mi nah complain. Mi a be patient wid uh body and mi youth," he said before rubbing my tummy.
"N nuhn no wrong wid uh body babes. You perfect and memba wah di doctor tell you. It's okay and normal for some woman to finally start showing after four months into their pregnancy. A just uh body build up babes," he said and I sighed.
"Okay," I said and he placed a kiss on my forehead.
"I love you,"
"I love you too," I whispered.
He pulled away and leaned back into his seat.
"Mi hungry eno," I said while looking at the restaurant.
"Mi affi mek some call first plus we a wait pan Skitta dem," he said
"So we cah go ina the restaurant go wait,"
"No,"
"Why?"
"Caz as we go in you go start complain bout crowd n heat. N uh neva wah mi mek eh man lock dung him restaurant fih we,"
I just think that's too bougie and hype
"Not because uh have money-"
"Fix dhat b. Not because we have money," he corrected.
"Not because we have money no mean say we affi use it fih get through life,"
"Den a wah we fih use it do," he said and I gave him a look.
"Alright mi get wah uh a say b," he said and I hummed.
"Mal promise mi, uh nah go overly spoil we pitney,"
"Pitney dem," he corrected.
"Promise mi,"
"Cah do dhat babes,"
"Mal,"
"Mi cah promise uh mi nah go spoil we youth dem mama," he tried reasoning
He calls me that alot since lately
I like it
"Overly spoil dem. Like nuh spoil dem too much. Mek dem know say ano everything fih be handed to them," I said and he nod.
"Ahh,"
Him ago overly spoil dem n mi nah ask
His phone buzzed and he hissed before looking at the phone.
He then went on a call.
"Pussy mi deh yah a wait pan uno how bomboclatt long, till all Dimples deh yah hungry," he said into the phone.
"Cut it through the traffic, police deh a head?"
I picked up my phone and leaned into his chest.
He smells so good
I scrolled through the picture I took an hour ago before posting the ones I like.
My man is a trying photographer
Suh fire him though
Him no listen n the poses I want to make him wah pop off mi neck fih do them.
My fingers went up and played with his facial hairs that was trimmed up neatly.
He soon got off the phone and his phone started dinging without notifications.
I tagged him in my post.
He went on instagram and checked on the photo. He liked the pictures and left a comment.
"Some a dem man yah fih come outta uh comments section eno," he said and I took his phone.
Gi dem likkle more time caz when dem see say mi a breed dem go just drop like fly.
"No worry uh self when mi start post mi big belly dem wid back off," I said with a grin.
I can't wait to start posting cute pictures of my tummy.
"Love dhat," he said and I chuckled.
"Love deh sound deh tuh," he said before grabbing my chin.
He kissed me and we started making out.
"Mi horny," I whispered.
"If uh neva breed already mi woulda think uh want mi breeda uh," he chuckled.
I hit his chest and he grabbed my throat.
Yes
"Uh love lick," he asked and I stick my tongue out and moved the tip of my tongue up and down.
Bad freak
"Uh see uh," he smirked and I felt his dick twitch underneath me.
Just then familiar looking cars pulled up next to us. He hissed his teeth and released my throat.
"Eh pussy ole dem affi cum now," he mumbled and I giggled.
I climbed off him and he slapped my ass.
Skitta opened his car door and the loud music from his car burst out.
Light off by Rajahwild
My ma-
Malachi wid thump uh dung memba dhat
Kmt- afta him cah hear mi
My man Rajahwild!
Say it mek Mal hear nuh
Girl bye!
Not me arguing with my own self
Mad yah mad out
We watched as Skitta walked to Malachi's door and knocked on the window.
Malachi rolled down his window and looked at his bestfriend.
"So pussyole uh no see say we fawud. Uh affi mek mi cum a uh door like mi a batty man," Skitta asked.
I looked at Malachi who hissed and rolled up his windows causing Skitta to threw up his middle finger.
Crazy boys
"Uno a sample eno," I said while shaking my head and laughing.
I grabbed my things and exit the car after hearing Malachi mumble something about my outfit.
Uh alright sir
•••
Malachi and Skitta went inside the restaurant to get our seats sorted out as we took pictures and whatnot outside.
The whole gang was here
Everybody cum out as usual
"Abby wah him a do?" Destiny asked Abby over the phone.
Tonight was her first outings after having Jay Jay.
"Sleep," Abby responded.
"And him alright?" Destiny asked.
"Yes, him belly full to," Abby answered.
"Alright," Destiny said and we smiled.
"Him alright man Destiny. A ina him room mi a stay until uno cum back plus the baby sitter cum check pan him every minute. A doh know wah uncle Jay tell har but she no tek har eye offa him and mi nah tek my eye offa har," Aaliyah said and we smiled.
Dem nah ramp bout likkle Jay eno
"I miss him," Destiny whispered.
Awwww
Am I going to be attached to my baby like that
Am I going to be a good mom or am I gonna take after Shay-
No Dimples uh a idiot girl
Uh ago be the best mom there is
"Alright Abby mi suh call uh back again," Destiny say
"Wait mek mi show uh him," Abby said and her phone started beeping.
They switched the call and we were able to see Jay Jay.
"Watch mi cute nephew," I said as I awed.
I love him
"Ketch mi husband," Poochie said
"Mek mi see mi man," Candice said loudly.
"Uno mind him wake up," Abby said and we zipped our lips.
"Alright mama mi ago bring back everything ina di restaurant fih uh," Destiny said as Abby switched the camera.
"Love dhat, love dhat," she smiled
After saying goodbye they hung up.
"Babes," Skitta called and Candice looked at me.
"Come here please," he said and she went over to him.
He whispered in her ears and she smiled. I looked away from them and Blacks called Poochie.
Jay took a hold of Destiny and they walked to the entrance.
"Wait Dimples uh cah go in deh yet," Skitta said while stopping me.
"Here yah," I said
"A just eh seat dem Malachi a sort out," he said and I gave him a look.
"Just wul out nuh mi ghee," he said
I hissed and walked back to Malachi's car. I removed his keys from my bag and entered the car.
"Dimples wait nuh," Skitta called.
I closed the door and soon Malachi came and entered the passenger's seat.
"Babes a wapm?"
"Mi hungry n uno no wah mi go ina the restaurant," I complained.
"Uh dhat hungry ma?"
"Yes," I said
"Uh ano wah good boyfriend caz uh a mek uh oman starve,"
"No say dhat babes," he said and I folded my arms.
"I want food," I said
He chuckled before taking my hand. He kissed my knuckles before opening his door.
"Uh ago get food mama just wul on n wen uh cum member fih lock eh car good,"
"Yeah- Mal wah uh ago again,"
By time I was done speaking he already left the car. He entered the restaurant and Candice came over to the car.
"Come on now babes," she said and I sighed.
Wah eh idiot dem up tuh
Mi hungry eno
I got out and closed the door behind me. After checking that the doors are locked Candice and I head into the restaurant.
Den how ina yah empty suh
"Cover uh eyes,"
I looked at Candice and she pulled out a blind fold.
Lady a food mi wah see n uh wah cum blind fold mi
Nevertheless I allowed her to blind fold me.
With our phones out ready to record we waited for Candice to bring Kristal inside.
Bestie suppose to confuse a wah tek place in yah
Sinna he pulled out the box from his pocket after wiping his hands on his pants.
He looked at the "Marry Me" sign before shaking his shoulders.
Eh man nervous yf
Aww I'm so excited
Candice came in while guiding a blind folded Kristal.
"Mi smell food," Dimples said and we laughed.
"Step up," Candice said as she guided Kristal towards Sinna.
Yah gyalie ago get propose tuh
Man a man, bwoi a bwoi
And that's fucking law
Kristal finally stops infront of Outlaw who is already smiling at his wife.
She ago say yes so leave mi alone
A di man wife
Candice took instructions from Outlaw as she removes the blind fold.
Kristal looks around before turning to her boyfriend who was now knelt down in-front of her.
"A wah a gwaan ina-" Kristal stopped as she stares at Outlaw.
"Malachi uno stop,"
She ago bawl a now
Mi nah ask
She deserves this so bad
She hid her face and Malachi grabbed her arm.
"Way uh a run go babes?"
Tears filled Kristal's eyes as she stared down at Sinna.
It rare fih mek a real bad man go pan him knee eno
N gyalie always think she nah go find real love
"A joke uno a mek wid me," she asked as she whispers her tears.
"No joke babes," Sinna said before opening the box.
Bombo
Rayyyyy
It's giving Cardi b and offset bitch
"Bombo," Kristal whispered.
"Will you make me the happiest man alive and marry me Kristal Tavieon Harvey?"
Awwww
"Is it even a question, a million yes," she said and Malachi start smiling.
He placed the ring and her finger and she hugged him. She then pulled away and kissed him.
"I love you," she said and he got up from his knee.
"I love you a million more times baby," he said.
Aww
Dem wah mi vomit up rainbows and cupcakes
He kissed her then hugged her tightly.
The others started cheering them on and I was pulled out of my awe trance.
"As a tight ole!" Destiny shouted and Kristal laughed while cowering in Sinna's chest.
"Big uh the only don ina the man blood clat life!" I said.
"Nah ask twice!" Poochie yelled.
•••
I looked at my ring as the butterflies in my stomach did back flips.
It's an overwhelming feeling
Never in a million years I would have thought that someone would marry mi
Malachi held me close to him as he spoke to our friends.
We have eaten then came outside to talk before we leave.
"Uh bomboclatt mad! Uh a sniff lasco n nah tell we?" Malachi laughed.
A wah dem a talk bout?
"A dis you a dis mi pussy," Jay laughed.
Malachi shook his head while smiling.
"Yow eh dwag set it him cripple to pussyclat," Blacks added to the conversation as he wrapped his jacket around Poochie.
"Uh good mama?"
"Yes," I answered and Malachi nods.
"Yow a grand market night eh man dem wah keep eh party," Skitta said
"Eh,"
Just then sirens were heard and them seem to be coming in our direction.
I looked at Malachi and he placed a kiss on my cheek.
"Nuh look pan mi suh ma," he said
Him clean?
Dem clean?
"Every man clean?" he asked as if reading my mind
"Yeah," they answered.
The sounds of the sirens got louder before police jeeps pulled up in-front of our cars.
"A Way dem yah pussy ole want a now," Malachi asked clearly annoyed by their presence.
They jumped out of their vehicles and walked towards us.
"Kristal Harvey your under arrest for the abduction and possibly murder of Rojay Anderson,"
"What-"
They started reading put my rights as an officer pulled out handcuffs.
"Wah eh fuck uno mean by abduction- look yah nobody no touch mi bloodclat wife eno!"
"Sir we have to arrest-"
"Arrest uno suck pussy breath,"
"Malachi stop," I said while pulling away from him.
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