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Candice's house, Meadows of Irwin, Montego Bay, St. James
February 11, 2023

"Skitta answer uh phone nuh," I groaned after twisting and turning in my bed.

I'm not a morning person.

"Skitta,"

"Mhm," he hummed in his sleep and I got up.

I stretched for his phone before hitting his arm. I looked at the phone's screen and I stop hitting him.

Throat Goat

I used the phone and slapped him in his face hard. He jumped up and pulled out his gun from underneath the pillow.

"Bomboclatt my girl," he said while holding his cheek.

He looked at me and I glared at him.

"Way uh box mi fah babes?"

A who him a call suh?

I answered the call and put it on speaker.

"Babes look how long mi a call uh phone n uh a gwaan like uh no wah answer?" she said and he hissed.

"B hung dhat up," he said to me.

"Mind mi kick uh ina uh mouth pussywul. Who uh a call b?" I asked while throwing his phone down.

"Hello," the person who called questioned.

"Dania cum offa mi phone," he said

"A who dhat uh a call b Skitta. A really gyal uh have-"

Her sentence was cut short when he hung up the phone.

All mi cum in like wah big sack a bloodclat salt to rassclat

Eh man dem way mi want married, have dem oman or dem whore.

"Candice-"

"Cum out a house," I said while pointing at the door.

Mi cah tek dem fuckry yah mhon

"Pussyole nuh do dhat," he said while getting defensive.

Eh fucka easy fih shame

Him lucky

"Uh wah mi fuck uh up ina?" I asked

"Fuck up who? Ova wah phone call Candice-,"

"Gwaan nuh Skitta," I said while climbing out of the bed.

Destiny did tell uh bo him

But uh mek uh pussy run uh chicken head

I used the bed sheets to cover my naked body as I walked around the room. I picked up his things and threw them on the end of the bed.

I ignored the pain between my legs as I remained angry at the fact that his tricks are still calling him even after he said he would drop them.

I didn't have a problem wid his white old women dem but the oman dem way him fuck yah so and deh so has to go.

And if him cah leggo him fuck buddies mi nah stay around.

"Babes-"

"Please just gwaan sir,"

Mawga like broom stick, every day eh dutty bwoi wah sweep a different yaad

Him try left mi yaad before mi kill him.

"Skitta mi no wah hear nuhn,"

"Babes stop move suh," he said while putting on his boxers.

"Uh say uh want me and mi say alright drop uh gyal dem. Wah suh hard?"

"It no hard and mi drop dem," he said

"So wah mek gyal still save ina uh phone bout throat goat and call uh bout babes,"

"A blo-"

"Uh tek mi fih idiot Skitta,"

"No,"

"Tek uh tings dem and gwaan before mi wake up everybody in a the scheme," I said

Mi know him no like when people talk to loud and him easy fih shame.

He hissed as he started getting dressed.

"You think a one day Noah take fih build eh Ark babes-"

"Mi did tell uh fih go build Ark sir no mi tell uh fih left uh scabby dem," I said and he through his shirt on.

Uh nah cum leggo nuhn pan mi

I walked out of the room and went to my living room.

••••
Just Slayed Hair Salon
Montego Bay, St. James
February 11, 2023

"Mi suh done eno," Aaliyah said to her client.

They were both next to my station. I had just finished someone's hair and now I was sitting in my client's chair.

Dimples had messaged me that she was taking me out of lunch today. So I was just sitting around and waiting for her as I strolled through instagram.

One thing if mi friend have it, dem ago wah carry uh out and all dem things deh

"Alright mi ago call Jevorn?" the client said and I looked up.

My Jevorn- I mean Skitta Jevorn?

Whore out Jevorn?

"Why uh neva drive?" Aaliyah asked

"Dhat mi did wah do but him say him wid carry mi and uh know how mi lazy," she said making Aaliyah smile.

"Skitta sound nice," Aaliyah said

What a small world ehh

"To mi him nice and a sometime ting dhat caz him moody and controlling," she said.

"Ehhh. Mi woulda mek him controll mi," Aaliyah said shamelessly.

Lady came down

"Girl please," her client said.

"Sorry," Aaliyah said and her client her head.

"So how him moody and controlling?"

Man snatcher eno deh girl yah betta be careful.

"Him wah tell uh how fih dress, which one a him friend mi can talk to, him wah sen uh ina room when-"

The salon glass doors opened and a couple of persons stopped to look at him as usual.

I held my head down as I ignored his presence.

Him cum fih him gyal tho

Dem hawt

Dimples cah text mi say she reach?

"Uh couldn't mek mi call uh?" the woman said to him as the strong familiar cologne filled my nostrils.

"Mi did go link Malachi plus mi have smaddy ina yah mi wah see," he said

Oops

"Ehh," the woman said with a bit of amusement in her tone and I picked up my bag.

I'm gonna go now (brit's voice)

I got up and I saw a pair of black desert clarks near my feet.

A who deh person yah?

I looked up and my eyes met with his.

Mi no know dem ppl yah

A who deh person yah?

"Excuse me," I said

"Mi wah talk to uh," he said while staring down at me.

I looked at the client and she was looking at us.

"No uh oman uh cum fah?" I asked

"Which oman? a mi big head sista b," he said and I looked at her them him.

"Mi deh rite yah so eno and a your head big," she said and he ignored her.

"Cum here," Skitta said to me.

Can't do that sir

"Dimples a wait pan mi," I lied

"A bay style thing uh dem pan eno my girl," he said while pointing at me.

A him deh pan style ting plus...

"I'm not your girl,"

"Cum here mek we talk no b," he said while pointing at the door.

Wapm tuh deh man yah?

"Please," he said and I looked at the girl who widened her eyes and pulled out her phone.

"Say it again Jevorn," she said and he hissed.

"Mind mi mash up uh phone ina yah Chin," he said and she grinned.

"Uh nah go do dhat-" he turned around and she stopped talking.

She put her phone way and he looked back at me.

"Alright," I said and he took my handbag.

I grabbed my air-pods from my station and walked out. He exit the salon behind me and we head down the stairs.

"Look nice though,"

Uh mean my looks?

"I nice?" I said while mimicking Angel.

"Stop gwaan like uh no know,"

"Uh blind," I said and he shook his head.

"Uh must know," he said before opening the other door.

I walked through and he lead me to his car and we got in. He started up the car and turn on the AC. He turned down the volume of his music and Teejay's rags to riches song played lowly.

"Bay style uh style mi eno," he said as he stared at me.

"Mi?"

"Uh no run mi from uh yaad dis morning," he said and I dropped back my seat.

"Uh lucky uh left and a neva murda mi murda uh," I said while placing my feet on the dashboard after taking off my slippers.

"Ehh," he said and I looked at him.

"Mi block every gyal in a mi phone dem and mi mean it when mi say mi want uh. If a gyal even call mi, mi nah answer mi ago just decline and block dem,"

"Good fih uh,"

"Candice,"

"Jevorn," I said before turning to him.

"Tek mi serious nuh," he said

"Uh a tek mi serious?" I asked

"So wah mi a do?" he raised a question without answering mine.

"Dis morning-"

"Babes no go pan dat caz dem gyal deh no relevant yah so," he said

Wapm tuh him and him nickname dem

"You made them relevant," I said and he looked at his staring wheel.

"Gimi another chance that's all mi ask," he said and I let out a sigh.

"One week and if uh fuck up that's it and don't think I'm gonna let uh fuck me,"

"Mi no business bout sex, dhat can stay fih lata caz mi a focus pan fih build sumo wid uh. From eh first time mi see mi say yah mi wah sekkle fih deh one b yah. Yeah we fuck couple time but ano dhat mek mi push wah relationship wid uh," he said and my phone buzzed.

"If uh really wah sekkle dung act like it," I said while checking my messages.

"Dimples cum," I announced and he went into his pocket as a car pulled up next to his car.

"See har deh," he said

The lady a drive har man black bimma

Look good uh fuck

"Uh want a card or money?" Skitta asked.

"Neither,"

"Candice," he said and I sigh.

"Card," I said and he pulled out a scotia bank card.

"Mi wid sen uh eh pin," he said and I looked at him before taking the card.

Him really-

"Wah?"

"Nothing," I said before putting away the card.

"Mi can bring uh out tonight?"

"I'll think about it," I said and he nod.

"Bye," I said

"Lata," he said and I got out.

I got into the car and Dimples smiled at me.

"Wapm babes,"

"Deh yah,"

"A Skitta dhat?" she asked

"Yeah,"

She blowed her horn and she reversed the car. Skitta blowed his horn and Skitta's sister walked out of the salon.

"A who dhat?"

"Him sah a him sista," I said and she laughed.

"So uh no believe him,"

"One smaddy mi believe ina and a God," I said

"Amen sista," she said and I smiled.

"So how uh and your bwoii?"

"Great, but mi feel like we suh lef," she said and I looked at her.

"Dimples uh cah judge ppl offa odda ppl," I said

"Mi know but him too good to me, Candy mi just feel like it too good fih be thru uh know,"

"Uh say him twenty seven right?" I asked and she nods.

"So maybe him go through life already and him already see wah out deh and when him see uh, him say, me find mi wife yah now so mi can sekkle now," I said and she nod while keeping her focus on the road.

"Maybe,"

"Look, girl, uh deserve it, uh deserve every good thing him willing fih gi uh, look how much fuckry uh go thru?"

"Please no remind mi," she said with a laugh that had sadness behind it.

"No overthink it or say uno suh lef caz a when we pree dem way deh, things end up and mash up,"

"True," she said and I nod.

"So uh and Skitta?"

"Uh know we did a fuck a di villa and ina my head mi think say once we left the villa, mi gone bout mi business and him gone bout him business but that's not how it played out," I said

"Him say him want a relationship but him gyal dem still a call him. Him just say him block dem so mi no know wah fih say," I added.

"Well if him really rate uh him ago mek things right," she said and I nod.

She looked at me and I turned to her.

"Uh like him," she said in awe.

I hissed and smile while turning away.

"Uh like him," she said while hitting my thigh.

Well I haven't attempted that fact to dem but you know.....

Mi no wah look and soon like an idiot.

Him whore eno and everybody know

"Honestly I really like him but mi still affi guard up mi heart. Get tuh much heartbreak from mankin and him already set fih disaster. Destiny did tell mi but no, eh look like mi pussy head pan mi farrid," I said and she laughed.

"Ano joke man," I said with a smile.

"So yes I like him but it doesn't change the fact that he's a whore-"

"Who wants something with you and is willing to change," she said and I looked at her.

"Mi hear him a talk to Mal bout uh today when him did up a yaad and uh know mi affi eavesdrop," she said and I smiled.

"Mi nah tell uh wah him say or tell uh wah fih do per-say but mi want uh try wid him. Look how mi gi di bwoi a chance and life nice fimi," she said and I grinned.

"We will see," I said and she smiled.

We arrived at Margarita Villa and we went inside after parking.

"Five hundred for a water is crazy," I said

"Mi wid drink mi spit," Dimples said and we laughed

And she go buy it eno lmao

~~~

Candice's house, Meadows of Irwin, Montego Bay, St. James
February 11, 2023

"Skitta answer uh phone nuh," I groaned after twisting and turning in my bed.

I'm not a morning person.

"Skitta,"

"Mhm," he hummed in his sleep and I got up.

I stretched for his phone before hitting his arm. I looked at the phone's screen and I stop hitting him.

Throat Goat

I used the phone and slapped him in his face hard. He jumped up and pulled out his gun from underneath the pillow.

"Bomboclatt my girl," he said while holding his cheek.

He looked at me and I glared at him.

"Way uh box mi fah babes?"

A who him a call suh?

I answered the call and put it on speaker.

"Babes look how long mi a call uh phone n uh a gwaan like uh no wah answer?" she said and he hissed.

"B hung dhat up," he said to me.

"Mind mi kick uh ina uh mouth pussywul. Who uh a call b?" I asked while throwing his phone down.

"Hello," the person who called questioned.

"Dania cum offa mi phone," he said

"A who dhat uh a call b Skitta. A really gyal uh have-"

Her sentence was cut short when he hung up the phone.

All mi cum in like wah big sack a bloodclat salt to rassclat

Eh man dem way mi want married, have dem oman or dem whore.

"Candice-"

"Cum out a house," I said while pointing at the door.

Mi cah tek dem fuckry yah mhon

"Pussyole nuh do dhat," he said while getting defensive.

Eh fucka easy fih shame

Him lucky

"Uh wah mi fuck uh up ina?" I asked

"Fuck up who? Ova wah phone call Candice-,"

"Gwaan nuh Skitta," I said while climbing out of the bed.

Destiny did tell uh bo him

But uh mek uh pussy run uh chicken head

I used the bed sheets to cover my naked body as I walked around the room. I picked up his things and threw them on the end of the bed.

I ignored the pain between my legs as I remained angry at the fact that his tricks are still calling him even after he said he would drop them.

I didn't have a problem wid his white old women dem but the oman dem way him fuck yah so and deh so has to go.

And if him cah leggo him fuck buddies mi nah stay around.

"Babes-"

"Please just gwaan sir,"

Mawga like broom stick, every day eh dutty bwoi wah sweep a different yaad

Him try left mi yaad before mi kill him.

"Skitta mi no wah hear nuhn,"

"Babes stop move suh," he said while putting on his boxers.

"Uh say uh want me and mi say alright drop uh gyal dem. Wah suh hard?"

"It no hard and mi drop dem," he said

"So wah mek gyal still save ina uh phone bout throat goat and call uh bout babes,"

"A blo-"

"Uh tek mi fih idiot Skitta,"

"No,"

"Tek uh tings dem and gwaan before mi wake up everybody in a the scheme," I said

Mi know him no like when people talk to loud and him easy fih shame.

He hissed as he started getting dressed.

"You think a one day Noah take fih build eh Ark babes-"

"Mi did tell uh fih go build Ark sir no mi tell uh fih left uh scabby dem," I said and he through his shirt on.

Uh nah cum leggo nuhn pan mi

I walked out of the room and went to my living room.

••••
Just Slayed Hair Salon
Montego Bay, St. James
February 11, 2023

"Mi suh done eno," Aaliyah said to her client.

They were both next to my station. I had just finished someone's hair and now I was sitting in my client's chair.

Dimples had messaged me that she was taking me out of lunch today. So I was just sitting around and waiting for her as I strolled through instagram.

One thing if mi friend have it, dem ago wah carry uh out and all dem things deh

"Alright mi ago call Jevorn?" the client said and I looked up.

My Jevorn- I mean Skitta Jevorn?

Whore out Jevorn?

"Why uh neva drive?" Aaliyah asked

"Dhat mi did wah do but him say him wid carry mi and uh know how mi lazy," she said making Aaliyah smile.

"Skitta sound nice," Aaliyah said

What a small world ehh

"To mi him nice and a sometime ting dhat caz him moody and controlling," she said.

"Ehhh. Mi woulda mek him controll mi," Aaliyah said shamelessly.

Lady came down

"Girl please," her client said.

"Sorry," Aaliyah said and her client her head.

"So how him moody and controlling?"

Man snatcher eno deh girl yah betta be careful.

"Him wah tell uh how fih dress, which one a him friend mi can talk to, him wah sen uh ina room when-"

The salon glass doors opened and a couple of persons stopped to look at him as usual.

I held my head down as I ignored his presence.

Him cum fih him gyal tho

Dem hawt

Dimples cah text mi say she reach?

"Uh couldn't mek mi call uh?" the woman said to him as the strong familiar cologne filled my nostrils.

"Mi did go link Malachi plus mi have smaddy ina yah mi wah see," he said

Oops

"Ehh," the woman said with a bit of amusement in her tone and I picked up my bag.

I'm gonna go now (brit's voice)

I got up and I saw a pair of black desert clarks near my feet.

A who deh person yah?

I looked up and my eyes met with his.

Mi no know dem ppl yah

A who deh person yah?

"Excuse me," I said

"Mi wah talk to uh," he said while staring down at me.

I looked at the client and she was looking at us.

"No uh oman uh cum fah?" I asked

"Which oman? a mi big head sista b," he said and I looked at her them him.

"Mi deh rite yah so eno and a your head big," she said and he ignored her.

"Cum here," Skitta said to me.

Can't do that sir

"Dimples a wait pan mi," I lied

"A bay style thing uh dem pan eno my girl," he said while pointing at me.

A him deh pan style ting plus...

"I'm not your girl,"

"Cum here mek we talk no b," he said while pointing at the door.

Wapm tuh deh man yah?

"Please," he said and I looked at the girl who widened her eyes and pulled out her phone.

"Say it again Jevorn," she said and he hissed.

"Mind mi mash up uh phone ina yah Chin," he said and she grinned.

"Uh nah go do dhat-" he turned around and she stopped talking.

She put her phone way and he looked back at me.

"Alright," I said and he took my handbag.

I grabbed my air-pods from my station and walked out. He exit the salon behind me and we head down the stairs.

"Look nice though,"

Uh mean my looks?

"I nice?" I said while mimicking Angel.

"Stop gwaan like uh no know,"

"Uh blind," I said and he shook his head.

"Uh must know," he said before opening the other door.

I walked through and he lead me to his car and we got in. He started up the car and turn on the AC. He turned down the volume of his music and Teejay's rags to riches song played lowly.

"Bay style uh style mi eno," he said as he stared at me.

"Mi?"

"Uh no run mi from uh yaad dis morning," he said and I dropped back my seat.

"Uh lucky uh left and a neva murda mi murda uh," I said while placing my feet on the dashboard after taking off my slippers.

"Ehh," he said and I looked at him.

"Mi block every gyal in a mi phone dem and mi mean it when mi say mi want uh. If a gyal even call mi, mi nah answer mi ago just decline and block dem,"

"Good fih uh,"

"Candice,"

"Jevorn," I said before turning to him.

"Tek mi serious nuh," he said

"Uh a tek mi serious?" I asked

"So wah mi a do?" he raised a question without answering mine.

"Dis morning-"

"Babes no go pan dat caz dem gyal deh no relevant yah so," he said

Wapm tuh him and him nickname dem

"You made them relevant," I said and he looked at his staring wheel.

"Gimi another chance that's all mi ask," he said and I let out a sigh.

"One week and if uh fuck up that's it and don't think I'm gonna let uh fuck me,"

"Mi no business bout sex, dhat can stay fih lata caz mi a focus pan fih build sumo wid uh. From eh first time mi see mi say yah mi wah sekkle fih deh one b yah. Yeah we fuck couple time but ano dhat mek mi push wah relationship wid uh," he said and my phone buzzed.

"If uh really wah sekkle dung act like it," I said while checking my messages.

"Dimples cum," I announced and he went into his pocket as a car pulled up next to his car.

"See har deh," he said

The lady a drive har man black bimma

Look good uh fuck

"Uh want a card or money?" Skitta asked.

"Neither,"

"Candice," he said and I sigh.

"Card," I said and he pulled out a scotia bank card.

"Mi wid sen uh eh pin," he said and I looked at him before taking the card.

Him really-

"Wah?"

"Nothing," I said before putting away the card.

"Mi can bring uh out tonight?"

"I'll think about it," I said and he nod.

"Bye," I said

"Lata," he said and I got out.

I got into the car and Dimples smiled at me.

"Wapm babes,"

"Deh yah,"

"A Skitta dhat?" she asked

"Yeah,"

She blowed her horn and she reversed the car. Skitta blowed his horn and Skitta's sister walked out of the salon.

"A who dhat?"

"Him sah a him sista," I said and she laughed.

"So uh no believe him,"

"One smaddy mi believe ina and a God," I said

"Amen sista," she said and I smiled.

"So how uh and your bwoii?"

"Great, but mi feel like we suh lef," she said and I looked at her.

"Dimples uh cah judge ppl offa odda ppl," I said

"Mi know but him too good to me, Candy mi just feel like it too good fih be thru uh know,"

"Uh say him twenty seven right?" I asked and she nods.

"So maybe him go through life already and him already see wah out deh and when him see uh, him say, me find mi wife yah now so mi can sekkle now," I said and she nod while keeping her focus on the road.

"Maybe,"

"Look, girl, uh deserve it, uh deserve every good thing him willing fih gi uh, look how much fuckry uh go thru?"

"Please no remind mi," she said with a laugh that had sadness behind it.

"No overthink it or say uno suh lef caz a when we pree dem way deh, things end up and mash up,"

"True," she said and I nod.

"So uh and Skitta?"

"Uh know we did a fuck a di villa and ina my head mi think say once we left the villa, mi gone bout mi business and him gone bout him business but that's not how it played out," I said

"Him say him want a relationship but him gyal dem still a call him. Him just say him block dem so mi no know wah fih say," I added.

"Well if him really rate uh him ago mek things right," she said and I nod.

She looked at me and I turned to her.

"Uh like him," she said in awe.

I hissed and smile while turning away.

"Uh like him," she said while hitting my thigh.

Well I haven't attempted that fact to dem but you know.....

Mi no wah look and soon like an idiot.

Him whore eno and everybody know

"Honestly I really like him but mi still affi guard up mi heart. Get tuh much heartbreak from mankin and him already set fih disaster. Destiny did tell mi but no, eh look like mi pussy head pan mi farrid," I said and she laughed.

"Ano joke man," I said with a smile.

"So yes I like him but it doesn't change the fact that he's a whore-"

"Who wants something with you and is willing to change," she said and I looked at her.

"Mi hear him a talk to Mal bout uh today when him did up a yaad and uh know mi affi eavesdrop," she said and I smiled.

"Mi nah tell uh wah him say or tell uh wah fih do per-say but mi want uh try wid him. Look how mi gi di bwoi a chance and life nice fimi," she said and I grinned.

"We will see," I said and she smiled.

We arrived at Margarita Villa and we went inside after parking.

"Five hundred for a water is crazy," I said

"Mi wid drink mi spit," Dimples said and we laughed

And she go buy it eno lmao

~~~