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Jay's house
Montego Bay, St. James
February 11, 2023

"We need fih post sumo pan we channel," I said while scrolling through our couple channel.

"We can do wah video today if uh want but me have wah surprise fih uh," he said and I looked at him.

"Wah kind a surprise?"

"Cah tell uh," he said while standing up.

"Nice ass,"

"Uh a batty man," he said while turning around.

My eyes went to his dick and I smirked.

My big hood man

"Uh cah prank mi,"

"Mi no want uh bawl," he said

"Oh please,"

"Alright," he said before pulling the sheet off my naked body.

"Come on," he said and I got up.

Rass mi foot dem

He lifted me up and brought me to the bathroom. It was around 9 o'clock and Jay and I had three hours of hot rough sex.

We sex drive high okay.

"Love buddy tuh much," he said while placing mi down on the counter.

"Move," I said and he sucked off my nipples.

"Bones," I said while drawing out his nickname.

He pulled away and went and turned on the shower. I got down from the counter and lean on it for support.

I pulled out my drawer and start my face routine. After I was done I did his face and we showered together.

We got dressed and we decided to vlog in the car. I was driving and he was my passenger princess. Lmao*

I didn't know where we were going but that's okay since he'll be giving me directions.

••

"Hey guys. Welcome back to our channel...."

We did our intro then got into the video. Jay told them he had a surprise for me as I drove KFC.

We hungry

We decided to have fast food today. So KFC it is.

"Oh babes uh memba di video we did ago mek bought mi verse uh ex?" I asked and hummed.

Mi know him no want dweet eno

"Uh want we dweet?"

"Yeah," I said while joining the drive thru line. 

I picked up my phone after stopping the car behind a red honda civics.

I went to gallery and found the screenshots. I had asked our followers to send us questions but we didn't do the video that day so I save the questions.

"Use uh wata fih uh ex and mi gatorade fih girlfriend," I said

"Ah,"

"First question," I said with a smile

"Who has the better hair?" I asked and he took a sip out of the gatorade.

Girlfriend

I smiled and he looked at me. "Mi baby no affi live ina wig,"

"Purr," I said and he smiled.

"Who has the prettiest toes?"

"Uh,"

"So drink the juice," I said and he drank the juice.

"Who made you cry more?"

"Woulda uh caz she neva yet see a tear cum outta deh yah yiy yah,"

"She no affi seet but-"

"Babes mi neva cry ova har nah no odda gyal," he said and I smiled.

"Okay," I said and he nod.

We ordered our food when it was time and I parked the car under a shade in the parking lot.

"Back to the questions," I said and he nod.

"Who does your family likes the most?"

He drank the water and I frowned.

A lie

"Wah uh a do?" I asked

"A di truth babes," he said and I raised a brow.

"A lie," I said and he hissed

"Next question babes," he said and I looked at the camera.

Uh know wah

"Who is better in bed?" I asked and he drank from the water again.

I slapped him in the head and he hissed.

"Babes-"

"Who is better in bed Aljah?" I asked again

"Uh want mi tell lie?" he asked as I glared at him.

"No but answer dem truthful,"

"Okay den," he said before drinking the water again.

Just know your days of getting front from mi ova

"Okay," I said while looking back at the phone.

"Who's the better kisser?" I asked before looking at him.

Ex

He looked at me and met my glare. "Your lips dem prettier," he said and I hummed.

"Next question," he said and I looked away.

"Who's the better listener?"

Girlfriend

I looked back at the phone and spoke again.

"Who does your friends like the most?" I said before looking at the camera.

"Dis probably hurt but a eh truth," he said before drinking the water.

"Uh serious?"

"Yeah but mi love uh so a dhat matta," he said and I looked at my nails.

Oh

"Okay," I said and he leaned over to me.

"Gimi a kiss," he said and I pushed him away.

"No,"

Go ask har fih kiss

"A dis now," he said and I ignored him.

"Who's funnier?" I asked before looking at him.

He drank the water and I used the phone to slap him on his lips.

"Bumbo ole uh ago bust mi mouth?" he asked

Bust mi wah bust eh

"Why you a gulp down di sumo? Uh thirsty?"

"No but eh wata nice," he said and I squinted my eyes at him.

"How wata fih nice? Drink di juice,"

"No babes wata is life eno and wh juice too sweet eh wid send up mi blood pressure," he said and I hissed.

Mi no like him eno

"Who has better style?" I asked

Girlfriend

Fucking betta

"Who treats you best?" I asked and he drank the water.

"Yeah mi know drink it," I said and he looked at me.

"Babes a just the truth," he said and I ignored him.

"Who's family do uh prefer to be around?"

Ex

I slapped him and he tried moving away.

"Uh a idiot,"

"Babes," he said

"A try uh a try say uh no love mi ppl dem?"

"No mi love dem. And uh know mi love uh mada and uh likkle bredda dem," he said

"So wah uh drink di wata fah?"

"Caz mi prefer fih har family," he said before flinching but I didn't hit him

"Uh no know nobody fih deh gyal deh?"

"Of course,"

"No and eh gyal a liad,"

"Babes chill no. Wah uh know?"

"Alright," I said before turning around.

He hissed and I looked at the camera.

"Just stop tell lie," I said

"Uh see mi a tell lie?" he asked.

"Uh know wah moving on," I said

"Who has the worst attitude?"

Girlfriend

He drank the gatorade and I sighed.

"Who do you spoil the most?"

Ex

"Why uh no gwaan back to har,"

"Mi tell uh mi want har?" he said and I hummed.

Mi suh done this eno

"Who shows uh more attention?" I asked and he took a sip out of the gatorade.

"One," I said as he was about to drink the water.

"Bout a di two-"

"One uh deaf!"

"No bark offa mi," he said

"Who show uh more attention and no ramp wid me," I said and he drank the gatorade.

"No drink mi things," I said and he looked at me before laughing.

"Mi nah laugh," I said before turning around.

"Who's has the better body figure?"

He lift the water bottle to his lips and I hit the bottle away from his mouth.

"Eh gyal shape bad,"

"A uh shape bad," he said

Mi thump him ina him mouth.

"Fucking brite and mi nah post dis," I said while throwing down my phone.

I reached for the food bag as he checked if I burst his lips.

"Babes mi mouth a bleed eno,"

"Uh lucky and no call mi suh," I said while searching for my food.

"Uh lick mi ina mi mouth and know say mi ave in eh fucking braces," he said while looking at me.

"And mi wid lick uh in deh again," I promised

"Lick mi ina mouth because mi ex betta dan uh," he said and I placed my food down.

"A joke and prank babes," he said and I glared at him.

"A joke a swear," he said

"Joke or not uh disrespectful," I said

"Sorry," he said and I reached for the camera.

"Lef eh," he said while grabbing the camera.

"Uh get prank," he said and I looked at the chicken box

"Ano prank,"

"Fih true babes," he said and I hissed

"Mi tell them to," he said

"How uh fih tell dem," I asked

Him think mi a idiot

"When uh did a collect the food mi mouth it. Mia ago show uh," he said and I hummed.

"Gimi kiss,"

"No," I said while pushing him away.

"Alright ppl mi ago friend har up and cum back,"

"Uh cah friend mi up," I said and he cut the camera.

He put the camera away and took up the food box and bag.

"Cum here," he said while pulling me into his lap.

"How uh prefer fih har family dem,"

"Mi know nobody fih deh gyal deh. Mi no tell uh say mi avoid meeting ppl family. A your family mi meet and love," he said

"Who betta ina bed?"

"Uh babes. Uh mek mi wah fuck every day pan eh hour," he said

"Bill no babes. A joke mi did a run," he said and I hummed.

••••

"Go round yah so," he said and I drove through the gate for what looks like a warehouse.

I parked the car and we got out.

"Uh still bex?"

"Yes," I said and he held my hand.

"Jah Jah,"

"Fawud," he said

"Close uh eye dem," he said and I closed my eyes.

After walking for around four minutes we he stopped me by holding my waist.

"Uh love me?"

"No," I said and he grabbed my throat while standing behind.

"Tell mi you sorry," I said

"Mi tell uh sorry bout fifty time,"

"So mek it fifty-one,"

"I'm sorry," he said and I smiled.

"I love you,"

"I love you too," he said

"Gimi kiss," I said before I felt his lips on mine.

"Love you," he said against my lips.

"Love you more," I said with a smile.

"Open uh yiy," he said and I opened my eyes.

My dream car

A loud ear piercing scream left my lips before I hugged him.

He chuckled lightly before releasing me. I ran and jumped around before approaching the car.

"Wait is this a prank?"

"Uh mad oman?" he asked and I ran back over to him.

"Thank you," I said and he hugged me.

"You're most welcome my love," he said  and I smiled.

"Here are your keys," he said and I took the keys.

"Take mi picture first," I said and he pull out his phone.

I opened the door and went inside.

In yah smell good yf

Fully meech out

"How mi look," I said while doing a post.

"Beautiful," he said

"It fit mi den,"

"Of course," he said and I stretched out my arms.

He came towards me and I wrapped my legs and arms around him.

"I really appreciate you and everything you do for me," I said and he smiled while looking into the camera.

"You're my queen okay,"

"And you're my king," I said while looking at him.

He turned his head and I placed a kiss on his guys.

"We a end the video?"

"Yeah," he said as I played in his hair.

"Okay guys you've reached the end of this video....."

••••

"Sorry mi burst uh mouth," I said as he looked at his burst lip through the bathroom mirror.

"Eh good man cause when mi a kill uh wid fuck a nah go nuhn good," he said while leaning up.

"Eehh," I said and he walked towards me.

He picked me up from the ground and spun me around. I giggled while holding on him.

"Love me?"

"Yes," I said and he smiled.

"Uh love me?"

"Affi," he said and I nod.

His phone began ringing and he pulled it out of his pocket. He answered the call and placed me down on my feet.

"Wah?" Jay answered while putting the phone on speaker.

"Bumbo ole mek mi call uh back and mek uh no answer like a mi a call uh," Outlaw said before hanging up.

"Mi wid no ansa him back eno," Jay said and I laughed.

"Listen tuh uh big bredda boy,"

"A batty man dhat," he hissed and I walked over to my phone.

Dimples and Candice deh a margarita villa a have lunch.

Jay's phone rang again and he answered it.

"Yeah,"

I smiled while shaking my head.

"Ypree?"

"Deh yah a easy back wid Skitta. Have a mission we wah go-"

He took the phone off speaker and looked at me.

"Suh fawud," he said and I hummed.

He left the room and I got up.

Anything him a do him betta no get catch

I went downstairs to my office and started taking orders.

A few minutes later Jay entered the room.

"Uh wah mi cook?"

"Yes," I said and he nod.

"Alright mi ago link Sinna and fawud back cum cook,"

"Aljah?"

"Babes?"

"Be careful,"

"Always," he said and I nod.

He came over and kissed me.

"I love you,"

"I love you too," he said before leaving.

An hour later I called Jay. "Mi ago deliver some package," I informed him while getting ready to leave the house.

"Alright stay safe and if a none call mi,"



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