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March 1, 2023
Monday 4:38 p.m.
Huacachina, Peru

Dune buggy and Sandboarding

"Pussy ole mind uh kill we off," I said to Malachi who driving our buggy very fast and careless.

Him can drive nuhn slow

Mighty Jesus

"Uh can complain uh fuck," he said while slowing down as he allowed our friends and a few persons to catch us up.

"Get a gyal wah nah go complain den," I said and he looked at me.

"Mi tell uh mi wah nobody else?" he asked

"You have a problem wid mi n a complain bout it so mi a try help uh solve eh problem," I said with a shrug.

"Dimples tap eh noise a mi head yah mhon," he said and I looked at him.

Him mussi tiad a mi

"No mi no tiad a uh babes. Uh just a look argument and mi no ina it," he said and I looked away.

When since him start read mind?

He let's out a sigh before stopping our buggy causing others to race past us.

"Uh wah drive?"

"No,"

"Cah uh cah drive eh and a gwaan like uh bad," he said while shaking his head.

"Mi can drive eh," I defended myself.

"No you can't," he said

"Yes I can Mal,"

"No," He said while making me want to slap him or something.

Ughh

"Yessssss,"

Him a bully eno

"Yes," he said

"No," I said before glaring at him.

"Fucka uh" my subconscious laughed at me and I rolled my eyes

I was too focused on saying the opposite thing that I agreed with him before I could stop myself.

He laughed and I folded my arms.

"Stop bully mi nuh b," I pouted and he kissed me on the lips.

"A just eh truth babes. Nuhn no wrong wid dhat," he said

"Alright mek mi wid drive eh show uh," I said

Just they our friends stopped there buggies close to ours. Poochie and Destiny was driving their buggies instead of their mans.

"Yow a wapm to uno?" Jay shouted.

"We a switch uno gwaan," Malachi shouted and they nod before driving off.

We switched seats and showed me what to do to stop and drive.

"How mi mek uh manipulate mi," I questioned as he buckled my seat beat.

"I'm a choppa, that's apart of what I do babe," he said and I hummed.

"Sumo a squeeze mi front," I complained while moving around in my seat.

"Uh have on draws?"

"No,"

Mi punny did too red and swell up fih mi wear no draws fih squeeze out mi life.

"Stay deh bout no," he said before putting his hand between my legs.

"Ease up," he said

"A sumo uh sidung pan," he said before cupping my vagina.

Bwoii go know uh limited

"A which wasp sting uh," he said with a smirk.

You

"Move," I said and he removed his hand while laughing.

"Growns out mi lighter wid uh fat pussy," he said while placing the lighter on the front of his shirts.

Ano dhat alone mi wah growns out

Limit gyal

"Lucky a dhat alone get growns out and neva uh face mi- a joke Malachi,"

Gyal uh love ramp wid uh life?

"No laugh wid mi pussyole," he said while leaning into his seat.

"A joke Mal,"

"A style uh wah cum style mi? Uh know wah drive and no talk to me," he said before hissing his teeth and turning to look ahead of us.

"Mal-"

"Drive mi say and stop ina bomboclatt chatting wid mi Dimples," He said after turning around to look at me.

Why dis feel so funny

I placed my hands on the steering wheel and looked in front of me.

Di ppl dem reach far eno

"And eh likkle pussyole a laugh like eh funny," he said in temper.

Chippy chippy calm dung

"Mi nah laugh," I said while pulling up the thing on my face.

I have no idea what is called but right I look like a muslin.

"Kristal just stop talk nuh g. And mi say fi drive,"

Wat a easily tempered young man

"Bomboclatt man," he grumbled

I drove off and in no time we caught back up to the others.

••••

Sand boarding time, 2:31 p.m.

I laid on my tummy and held on the straps of the boards. I went down the hill and when it stopped I got up.

My babies hyped me up as I danced.

That was fun but who tell mi fih removed the sumo offa a mi face.

Mi nyam sand fih lunch and dinner.

I went back to the top and walked towards Malachi who was sitting by the buggies.

I sat in his lap and he continued to stare it his phone.

Him n him man dem tek picture.

He place the phone down and looked at our friends.

"Uh nah dweet tuh?"

"No," he responded in a flat tone.

Him boring

"Uh still bex b," I said but he didn't respond.

"Uh wah pum pum?" I asked and a small smile played on his lips.

"Yes," he said and I smiled.

If moca no kill uh pussy will

"Uh see uh face," I said snd he shook his head with a smile.

"Gwaan yah mn," he said before looking at my knees.

"Uh no see how uh full a sand," he said while brushing off my legs.

A uh mi did wah seet

"Uh see when mi did a go down eh hill," I asked and he nod.

"Two bad sandcastle supposed tuh build up ina fih belly right now caz uh cah tell mi say no sand go ina uh mouth," he said

"Wah big sandcastle mi g," I said while rubbing my stomach.

"Who uh a call g?"

"No uh," I said wid mi likkle nuff self

Headaches for Mal

"You no wah g mean?"

General? Right?

"Gunman," I said and he smile.

"Mi ano gunman. Mi a good youth," he said and I hummed.

"Way uh be den?"

"A boyfriend, a brother, a uncle and soon a father," he said

"Oh,"

"So uh ago gimi mi son dem?"

"After summer then we talk bout that," I said

"No no mi say five month. Uh five months up as it touch June. So June eh 1st mi a breed uh," he said

"Actually uh cah count January b caz a eh last a January we start talk,"

"Alright July," he said

"Mi wah party fih the summer,"

"Uh no wah have mi youth man just say dhat," he said and I let out sigh.

Him coming like sumo spoil pitney

"Babes uh hear mi say dhat,"

"Eh good b. When mi finally have mi youth him go call mi grandpa instead a daddy,"

Lawg God

"You fih stop it eno,"

"But ano lie. When uh go say no baby it's daddy. Mi pitney good as all look pan mi say 'no say dis yah man uh too bomboclatt old fih be mi pa," he said and I smiled.

Him extra

"Next thing ppl go trouble him say him fada coulda be him grandfather," he said while looking at my belly

"Alright breed mi pan uh birthday,"

"Hey if August 17 cum and uh back out. Mi a carry uh go a court," he said and I laughed.

~~~

We did a little shopping in the city then when back to the hotel.

I fell asleep the moment I showered and  got into bed.

I wake up six hours later. So I got up, brushed my teeth then ate my food. Malachi was on the balcony walking.

After washing my hands I went on the balcony. Just then he turned and smiled at me.

"Billy give me moment,"

"Okay partner don't go anywhere," a man said in a thick Texas accent.

Him no fraid?

He placed the phone on mute and placed the credit card and laptop down on the table.

"Mi baby wake," he said and I nod.

I can be a baby something

And it's because of him

He got up and lifted me up. I wrapped my legs around his waist and my arms around his shoulders. I'm wearing his black polo shirt and a black lace tong.

He sat down with me straddling his waist.

"You eat?" he asked and I nod.

"Mi belly a cramp mi,"

Him cause it eno

"Hush b," he said while rubbing tummy over the shirt

"Mi want uh cum sleep wid mi," I said and just then his personal phone rang.

Muma 🎮🤙

"A who dhat?"

"Eh gyal pan pub-g," he said while placing the phone on silent mode.

"How she have uh numba?" I asked while looking at him.

"No must mi gi har b,"

"Fi wah yah idiot?" I said and he hissed.

"Wah uh gi out uh numba fah Gio?" I asked.

"Mi rass a beat uh wah beat mi," he said

"Mi look like mi a ramp Malachi?"

"Mi gi di b di numba fih shout mi wen eh mn dem ready fih play gainst we,"

"Dhat nuh mek no bomboclatt sense," I said.

"Hear yah know,"

"Anybody uh play wid uh know dem so uh neva affi give har uh numba,"

"B,"

"Tek eh call," I said

"No mi work,"

"Gio a work uh a work?"

"Uh no see b," he said and the phone lights up again. I got up and tried picking up the phone.

"Lowe mi phone babes," he said while placing the phone his pocket.

"So wah uh tek up it fah?"

"Caz mi no wah uh mash mi bomboclatt phone fih foolishness,"

I looked at him for a while then walked back inside. I sat on my bed and picked up my phone.

He got up and picked up his laptop and the phone he was using to talk to a client.

Soon he walked into the room. "Uh wah we go out tomorrow pan a date. Mi find wah place pan tiktok and thing,"

Him drop and lick him head?

"Yow rrr skrrr," he said while slapping my feet.

Mi no ina no chattingz wid him eno

I ignored him just the same and he came in-front of me.

"Babes?"

Just then my other phone rang and I turn it over.

Alex

He looked at it and I looked at him.

"Yow nuh fuck uh self wid mi eno," he said and I picked up my phone.

"Mind wah uh a do eno," I said when he tried taking my phone.

"Mi look like the clown way uh use to deal wid?"

"Mi woulda ask uh eh same thing,"

"Lego mi phone Sinna," I said and he released it.

"Ansa it," he threatened.

"Way uh ago do?"

"Ansa it caz eh look like mi a walk round wid wah big red nose," he said.

"Uh see how uh tan," I said and he pulled put his phone.

"Mek mi go call back eh gyal den. Ansa uh man,"

"So how uh neva wah ansa it when she a call uh?"

"Caz mi know mi bomboclatt limit. When night cum and mi deh wid mi oman no body cah call mi and get mi. Dhat a respect and eh alone reason mi a chop so late a caz uh did a sleep," he said while looking down at me intensely.

"Mi a call mi phone," I laughed while showing him my other phone.

"Fuck off pussy," he said while walking away.

"A suh uh di stay duo. Shame on uh,"

"Gwaan ramp wid deh bwoi deh life," he said and I got up.

"So uh a carry mi pan a date?"

"Ask Alex,"

"Him deh too far," I said and he looked at me.

"Like uh wah some fuck fih mek uh stop chat fuckry,"

"No sah affi uh swell up mi front like sumo bite me,"

"Come me seet," he said and I laid down.

He move my underwear to side after spreading my legs.

"It no red again," he informed.

"How it look?"

"Pretty," he said while biting his lip.

He spread my pussy lips with his fingers and I slapped his hand.

"Wah uh a do dhat fah?"

"Mi wah know how eh clit look. Mi neva fuck yet eno," he said and I laughed.

"Like uh can tek two round right now,"

Uh hear him

"Rest uh front," I said as he fixed my underwear.

He smiled before going to the bathroom he came back and lay down. I straddled his waist and he ran his hand over his belly.

"Uh think we toxic?"

"We unique," he said while closing his eyes.

"We're toxiqué," he said in a accent

Real delulu

I laughed and he did the same.

I love him

~~

March 1, 2023
Monday 4:38 p.m.
Huacachina, Peru

Dune buggy and Sandboarding

"Pussy ole mind uh kill we off," I said to Malachi who driving our buggy very fast and careless.

Him can drive nuhn slow

Mighty Jesus

"Uh can complain uh fuck," he said while slowing down as he allowed our friends and a few persons to catch us up.

"Get a gyal wah nah go complain den," I said and he looked at me.

"Mi tell uh mi wah nobody else?" he asked

"You have a problem wid mi n a complain bout it so mi a try help uh solve eh problem," I said with a shrug.

"Dimples tap eh noise a mi head yah mhon," he said and I looked at him.

Him mussi tiad a mi

"No mi no tiad a uh babes. Uh just a look argument and mi no ina it," he said and I looked away.

When since him start read mind?

He let's out a sigh before stopping our buggy causing others to race past us.

"Uh wah drive?"

"No,"

"Cah uh cah drive eh and a gwaan like uh bad," he said while shaking his head.

"Mi can drive eh," I defended myself.

"No you can't," he said

"Yes I can Mal,"

"No," He said while making me want to slap him or something.

Ughh

"Yessssss,"

Him a bully eno

"Yes," he said

"No," I said before glaring at him.

"Fucka uh" my subconscious laughed at me and I rolled my eyes

I was too focused on saying the opposite thing that I agreed with him before I could stop myself.

He laughed and I folded my arms.

"Stop bully mi nuh b," I pouted and he kissed me on the lips.

"A just eh truth babes. Nuhn no wrong wid dhat," he said

"Alright mek mi wid drive eh show uh," I said

Just they our friends stopped there buggies close to ours. Poochie and Destiny was driving their buggies instead of their mans.

"Yow a wapm to uno?" Jay shouted.

"We a switch uno gwaan," Malachi shouted and they nod before driving off.

We switched seats and showed me what to do to stop and drive.

"How mi mek uh manipulate mi," I questioned as he buckled my seat beat.

"I'm a choppa, that's apart of what I do babe," he said and I hummed.

"Sumo a squeeze mi front," I complained while moving around in my seat.

"Uh have on draws?"

"No,"

Mi punny did too red and swell up fih mi wear no draws fih squeeze out mi life.

"Stay deh bout no," he said before putting his hand between my legs.

"Ease up," he said

"A sumo uh sidung pan," he said before cupping my vagina.

Bwoii go know uh limited

"A which wasp sting uh," he said with a smirk.

You

"Move," I said and he removed his hand while laughing.

"Growns out mi lighter wid uh fat pussy," he said while placing the lighter on the front of his shirts.

Ano dhat alone mi wah growns out

Limit gyal

"Lucky a dhat alone get growns out and neva uh face mi- a joke Malachi,"

Gyal uh love ramp wid uh life?

"No laugh wid mi pussyole," he said while leaning into his seat.

"A joke Mal,"

"A style uh wah cum style mi? Uh know wah drive and no talk to me," he said before hissing his teeth and turning to look ahead of us.

"Mal-"

"Drive mi say and stop ina bomboclatt chatting wid mi Dimples," He said after turning around to look at me.

Why dis feel so funny

I placed my hands on the steering wheel and looked in front of me.

Di ppl dem reach far eno

"And eh likkle pussyole a laugh like eh funny," he said in temper.

Chippy chippy calm dung

"Mi nah laugh," I said while pulling up the thing on my face.

I have no idea what is called but right I look like a muslin.

"Kristal just stop talk nuh g. And mi say fi drive,"

Wat a easily tempered young man

"Bomboclatt man," he grumbled

I drove off and in no time we caught back up to the others.

••••

Sand boarding time, 2:31 p.m.

I laid on my tummy and held on the straps of the boards. I went down the hill and when it stopped I got up.

My babies hyped me up as I danced.

That was fun but who tell mi fih removed the sumo offa a mi face.

Mi nyam sand fih lunch and dinner.

I went back to the top and walked towards Malachi who was sitting by the buggies.

I sat in his lap and he continued to stare it his phone.

Him n him man dem tek picture.

He place the phone down and looked at our friends.

"Uh nah dweet tuh?"

"No," he responded in a flat tone.

Him boring

"Uh still bex b," I said but he didn't respond.

"Uh wah pum pum?" I asked and a small smile played on his lips.

"Yes," he said and I smiled.

If moca no kill uh pussy will

"Uh see uh face," I said snd he shook his head with a smile.

"Gwaan yah mn," he said before looking at my knees.

"Uh no see how uh full a sand," he said while brushing off my legs.

A uh mi did wah seet

"Uh see when mi did a go down eh hill," I asked and he nod.

"Two bad sandcastle supposed tuh build up ina fih belly right now caz uh cah tell mi say no sand go ina uh mouth," he said

"Wah big sandcastle mi g," I said while rubbing my stomach.

"Who uh a call g?"

"No uh," I said wid mi likkle nuff self

Headaches for Mal

"You no wah g mean?"

General? Right?

"Gunman," I said and he smile.

"Mi ano gunman. Mi a good youth," he said and I hummed.

"Way uh be den?"

"A boyfriend, a brother, a uncle and soon a father," he said

"Oh,"

"So uh ago gimi mi son dem?"

"After summer then we talk bout that," I said

"No no mi say five month. Uh five months up as it touch June. So June eh 1st mi a breed uh," he said

"Actually uh cah count January b caz a eh last a January we start talk,"

"Alright July," he said

"Mi wah party fih the summer,"

"Uh no wah have mi youth man just say dhat," he said and I let out sigh.

Him coming like sumo spoil pitney

"Babes uh hear mi say dhat,"

"Eh good b. When mi finally have mi youth him go call mi grandpa instead a daddy,"

Lawg God

"You fih stop it eno,"

"But ano lie. When uh go say no baby it's daddy. Mi pitney good as all look pan mi say 'no say dis yah man uh too bomboclatt old fih be mi pa," he said and I smiled.

Him extra

"Next thing ppl go trouble him say him fada coulda be him grandfather," he said while looking at my belly

"Alright breed mi pan uh birthday,"

"Hey if August 17 cum and uh back out. Mi a carry uh go a court," he said and I laughed.

~~~

We did a little shopping in the city then when back to the hotel.

I fell asleep the moment I showered and  got into bed.

I wake up six hours later. So I got up, brushed my teeth then ate my food. Malachi was on the balcony walking.

After washing my hands I went on the balcony. Just then he turned and smiled at me.

"Billy give me moment,"

"Okay partner don't go anywhere," a man said in a thick Texas accent.

Him no fraid?

He placed the phone on mute and placed the credit card and laptop down on the table.

"Mi baby wake," he said and I nod.

I can be a baby something

And it's because of him

He got up and lifted me up. I wrapped my legs around his waist and my arms around his shoulders. I'm wearing his black polo shirt and a black lace tong.

He sat down with me straddling his waist.

"You eat?" he asked and I nod.

"Mi belly a cramp mi,"

Him cause it eno

"Hush b," he said while rubbing tummy over the shirt

"Mi want uh cum sleep wid mi," I said and just then his personal phone rang.

Muma 🎮🤙

"A who dhat?"

"Eh gyal pan pub-g," he said while placing the phone on silent mode.

"How she have uh numba?" I asked while looking at him.

"No must mi gi har b,"

"Fi wah yah idiot?" I said and he hissed.

"Wah uh gi out uh numba fah Gio?" I asked.

"Mi rass a beat uh wah beat mi," he said

"Mi look like mi a ramp Malachi?"

"Mi gi di b di numba fih shout mi wen eh mn dem ready fih play gainst we,"

"Dhat nuh mek no bomboclatt sense," I said.

"Hear yah know,"

"Anybody uh play wid uh know dem so uh neva affi give har uh numba,"

"B,"

"Tek eh call," I said

"No mi work,"

"Gio a work uh a work?"

"Uh no see b," he said and the phone lights up again. I got up and tried picking up the phone.

"Lowe mi phone babes," he said while placing the phone his pocket.

"So wah uh tek up it fah?"

"Caz mi no wah uh mash mi bomboclatt phone fih foolishness,"

I looked at him for a while then walked back inside. I sat on my bed and picked up my phone.

He got up and picked up his laptop and the phone he was using to talk to a client.

Soon he walked into the room. "Uh wah we go out tomorrow pan a date. Mi find wah place pan tiktok and thing,"

Him drop and lick him head?

"Yow rrr skrrr," he said while slapping my feet.

Mi no ina no chattingz wid him eno

I ignored him just the same and he came in-front of me.

"Babes?"

Just then my other phone rang and I turn it over.

Alex

He looked at it and I looked at him.

"Yow nuh fuck uh self wid mi eno," he said and I picked up my phone.

"Mind wah uh a do eno," I said when he tried taking my phone.

"Mi look like the clown way uh use to deal wid?"

"Mi woulda ask uh eh same thing,"

"Lego mi phone Sinna," I said and he released it.

"Ansa it," he threatened.

"Way uh ago do?"

"Ansa it caz eh look like mi a walk round wid wah big red nose," he said.

"Uh see how uh tan," I said and he pulled put his phone.

"Mek mi go call back eh gyal den. Ansa uh man,"

"So how uh neva wah ansa it when she a call uh?"

"Caz mi know mi bomboclatt limit. When night cum and mi deh wid mi oman no body cah call mi and get mi. Dhat a respect and eh alone reason mi a chop so late a caz uh did a sleep," he said while looking down at me intensely.

"Mi a call mi phone," I laughed while showing him my other phone.

"Fuck off pussy," he said while walking away.

"A suh uh di stay duo. Shame on uh,"

"Gwaan ramp wid deh bwoi deh life," he said and I got up.

"So uh a carry mi pan a date?"

"Ask Alex,"

"Him deh too far," I said and he looked at me.

"Like uh wah some fuck fih mek uh stop chat fuckry,"

"No sah affi uh swell up mi front like sumo bite me,"

"Come me seet," he said and I laid down.

He move my underwear to side after spreading my legs.

"It no red again," he informed.

"How it look?"

"Pretty," he said while biting his lip.

He spread my pussy lips with his fingers and I slapped his hand.

"Wah uh a do dhat fah?"

"Mi wah know how eh clit look. Mi neva fuck yet eno," he said and I laughed.

"Like uh can tek two round right now,"

Uh hear him

"Rest uh front," I said as he fixed my underwear.

He smiled before going to the bathroom he came back and lay down. I straddled his waist and he ran his hand over his belly.

"Uh think we toxic?"

"We unique," he said while closing his eyes.

"We're toxiqué," he said in a accent

Real delulu

I laughed and he did the same.

I love him

~~