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March 2, 2023
Peru

"Gimi ih bag dem," Mal said

I held the bags out and he placed a kiss on my lips while taking them.

Malachi took my shopping bags and placed them in the back of the car.

Roll Royce platinum

Him rich man

"You nah affi rent car eno b," I said as he wrapped his arms around my waist while leaning on the car.

Fih rent car ova dem places too pricey fimi babes

"Mi no like wen odda ppl a drive mi round," he said and I nod.

Him safer if him take taxi caz him drive like him born wid nine live.

"Uh did miss mi?"

"Maybe," I said and he slapped my ass.

Owww

"Mal! We deh ina public and dhat hawt,"

"Mi business bout people? Stop ramp wid mi and ansa mi question, uh did miss mi?"

"Yes,"

"Good caz mi did a dead fih see mi wife," he said and I smiled.

Mi a di don

He kissed me and we kissed passionately in the busy streets.

Mi get butterflies

Anxietyyyyyy

I pulled away and placed my face in his chest.

Him smell good yf

"Watch yah," he teased and I smile.

Him know how mi stay ina public eno chro

I said bye to the girlies even we were all going back to the hotel. Malachi opened my door and I got inside.

He went to the other side and got in. He gave his phones to me and I placed them in my handbag.

He drove off and after a while of full silence he spoke.

"Babes?"

"Hmm,"

"Uh nah talk bout uh day? Something wrong?" He asked with a hint of worry in his tone.

"No," I answered

"So tell mi bout uh day den no," he said

"Mi alright," I said and he pulled over in a parking zone.

"Somebody trouble uh?" he asked and I looked at him.

"No uh mad,"

"Uh no get sumo wah uh did want?"

"Mi get everything Mal,"

"Uh money done?" he asked

"No Malachi,"

"Mi do uh sumo?" he asked

"Malachi stop,"

"Ansa mi,"

"No," I said with a small laugh.

Him alright?

"So why uh so silent?"

"So mi loud?"

"No but if u go someway and fawud back uh ago tell mi sumo way gwaan all if mi no seem interested," he said and I looked away.

"Mi no want uh tiad a mi?" I said and that's when he pulled me over on his side.

I sat in his lap comfortably and he made me look at him.

"Wah coulda mek uh think that?" he asked

"Yesterday uh tell mi fih shut up-"

"Mi neva tell uh fih shut up,"

"Yes and uh tell mi fih stop eh noise a uh head," I said and he let out a sigh.

"Sorry, I apologize for saying that," he said and I hummed.

"Mi cah tiad a uh babes. Uh keep mi calm all when uh fuck round mi head?" he said.

"Okay?"

"Okay,"

"So tell mi bout uh day," he said and I bring talking.

A smile was on his face even though he didn't seem interested in the topic.

Him just want mi talk

After I was done he pulled me into a kiss.

"Yah mi joy," he said against my lips.

•••

"Babes wah uh a gimi uh bag dem fah?" He asked while moving the shopping to the side.

"Mi tell uh fih look ina dem but uh nah listen,"

"Mi a listen to uh babes," he said and I hummed.

He placed the laptop down and sat up. He picked up the bag and opened it.

"Bomboclatt," he said while pulling out the clarks box.

"Wah uh say mi g," he hyped me up before opening the box.

A who him a call g

He stopped smiling and looked at my feet that were covered in socks. He looked back at the shoes before bursting into laughter.

"Babes if uh put on dis it swallow uh rass," he laughed

"A gi dem did a gi way?" He asked while placing the shoes down.

"A yours," I said and he stopped laughing.

"Mine?"

"Yes," I said and he picked up the shoes.

"Mi send uh go shopping and uh shoes fimi?" he asked

So a mi alone did fih get things?

Although some woman wouldn't think bout them man when dem a do shopping

"Yeah and mi get more stuff so mi want uh try dem-"

He kissed me

"And dhat's why uh a di bloodclat don ina mi life," he said and I giggled.

He got up and tried on his shoes.

"Neat yf,"

"Wul eh dun wul eh dung," he said and I laughed.

He tried on a couple more designer clothes and I brought him a Rolex out of my own money.

"Uh a mek mi fuck uh ina mi clothes them?"

Him mussi too happy

"No," I said and he hissed.

Wat a bwoi love front

"So try on this to no?"

"It's a lingerie,"

"Mi know,"

"Mi sweaty and sumo right now,"

"Ahh,"

"Tonight mi try on show uh," I said and he started smiling.

And him nah get no front tonight eno

•••

Malachi placed the already seasoned meat on the grill.

We were at the restaurant now so if you're wondering why Malachi is doing this.

It's because this restaurant you cook your food yourself.

It's called Yakiniku

After a while he started flipping the meat on the grill I took video of it.

"Hey gyal if uh man no carry uh cum a restaurant cum cook fih lef eh bloodclawt crawsis," he said and I end the video

"You fih tap eh eno," I said and he smiled.

"Bloodclatt mi cum a restaurant cum jerk pork tuh rass," he said

"A wonder if dem wah hire mi," he said and I smiled.

"Mek mi try it,"

"No babes uh fih just sidung and look pretty, mek mi do this fih uh. Uh no love good treatment b?"

"Alright do uh thing,"

"Jerk pork, jerk pork" Malachi said while looking around.

Him no know him rass limit eno

"A wonder if nobody wah no jerk pork fih buy b," he said while looking around the restaurant again.

Wah mi ago do wid him

Cah bring the Jamaican ppl go no way

"Go sidung," I said

"Den a wah mi do stand up?" he asked

Nah go too long pan uh eno

Him always have sumo fih say

"Woman uh wah jerk pork fih buy?" He said to the lady who was sitting across from our table.

She looked at him with a bit of confusion in her eyes but nevertheless she gave him flirty smile and wave.

She mussi think him say jerk cocky

Wah if a disrespect him did a disrespect har and she cum a laugh up wid him.

I kicked his foot when he gave her a small wave and mumbled something.

"Cuh pan uh bloodclatt tuh," he mumbled.

"Stop being rude,"

"Uh no see di oman a look mi. Fuck if mi tek har up and take way everything outta har account and cum spend every dollar ina har country,"

"Malachi," I said

"Alright mi ago behave,"

"Just mind uh bun up mi sumo,"

"One meat mi plan fih bun up tonight. So when mi dun uh pussy bun uh lakka pepper," he said

"Ehh,"

He smiled at me while leaning into his chair.

I shifted off the bouquet of roses and picked up my purse. I removed my lipgloss and applied some to my lips.

•••
(Time gap, check the dates guys always remember to check the dates)

March 17,2023
Montego Bay, St. James

"Like seriously somebody a eat out mi ice cream," I complained to my boyfriend who was busy typing on his laptop.

Business man eno

It's around five p.m. and I just got home from work.

"Mal?"

"Babes mi a listen you eno," he said

Him nah listen nuhn wah mi a say

I hissed my teeth and got up. "Come here," he said while grabbing my wrist.

"Uh love bex suh," he said

He pulled me into his lap and I looked at his laptop.

That's a wul lot of numbers

"Just gimmi one minute please," he said and I nod.

I placed the tub of ice-cream down on the table and picked up his phone. I strolled through TikTok while biting on the plastic spoon that was in my mouth.

Around three minutes later he closed down the laptop.

"Alright babes wapm tuh uh ice- cream now?"

"Somebody a eat it out mi ice cream and uh and Abby a say a no uno," I said and he looked at the ice-cream.

"Again babes?"

Two time now Malachi buy ice-cream fimi and smaddy eat it out.

"Yes,"

"First of all you know mi no nyam ice-cream and if mi did eat it mi woulda buy two fimi and uh. So mi no know wah fih tell uh say," he said and I sighed.

"Mi nah eat it eno," I said

"So wah uh ago dash weh deh one yah tuh,"

"Mi nah eat it and mi no know a who a eat it out so yes," I said

"You sure ano uh a eat it and nah remember?"

"Mi a idiot Malachi?"

"No babes mi just a ask," he said and I hissed.

"Uh want a man slap sumo pan uh mouth-"

"Come use uh cock," I said and he started smirking.

"Stop bruk mi out likkle girl,"

Uh a sore?

"Mi,"

"Uh," he said and I smiled before looking at my ice-cream.

"Mi ago gi di dog them,"

"Gi who fah dwag?"

"Yours,"

"No gimi dawg dem no rum and raisin ice-cream babes," he said

"Wah mek?"

"Mi say no," he said and I hummed.

"Mi ago dash it weh den," I said while standing.

He let's out a yawn before standing up always.

"Mi feel sleepy you fuck," he said.

"Mi tiad fih cook eno b,"

"Mek we go pan di road den," he said while walking behind me.

He wrapped his arms around my waist and picked me up bridal style.

"Wah uh wah eat?"

"Mi no know,"

"Oye no bada wid dhat,"

"But mi no know fih tru," I said.

"Start think bout it from now," he said while waking us to our bedroom.

We entered the room and he placed me down on my feet. We had a shower together then got dressed to go on the road.

"Ready?"

"Yeah," I said before picking up my polo pink bucket hat.

Fifteen minutes later*

We bought jerk chicken and festival for the three of us and I bought another tub of ice-cream.

Mi ago catch the culprit tonight watch

When we got home I placed my ice cream in the fridge and set up the camera.

I got down from the counter and step back.

Where's the camera? What camera

Mi cah go prank eno

Just then Malachi walked in. I looked at him and he smiled. He walked towards me and hugged me.

"Love me?"

"Yes,"

"Good caz mi love uh too," he said and my eyes widened.

He placed a kiss on my lips then walked to the counter. He picked up his food then grabbed a fork.

"Babes stop look pan mi suh no," he said shyly.

Bout cuh yah.

"Say it again,"

"B,"

"Alright fine," I said and he smiled.

When since him get shy?

We ate our food then went upstairs to watch a movie.

"Ago smoke dis a cum back,"

"No leave mi,"

"Eh show dun b and mi start feel bad,"

"Okay fine,"

He got up and I typed in SpongeBod

I'm sorry but watching spongebob as an adult hits different.

After watch a couple episodes of Spongebob I start watching bastards.

An anime series

Adult version

Soon Malachi walked in and I looked at him. "A suh look uh tek fih smoke,"

"Did a buy two gift cards fih uh," he said before showing me his phone.

Two five bills card

After mi no wah no card

Wah mi ago buy?

Maybe mi can hard two clothes fih sell are sumo

"Thank you,"

"Uh wah digicel credit?"

"Yes please,"

Can I tell uh say mi borrow credit and when mi did ago Peru.

Goodie affi always have data

I'm a business woman eno.

"Mi did already send uh five grand, check uh phone,"

"Wait," I said before running out of the room.

I removed the phone from it's hiding place and went back upstairs.

I checked for the credit and yes I got it.

Current Balance is 3210.00

"Thank you," I said while hugging my boyfriend.

"I love you,"

"Love you too babes," He said and I climbed over his waist so I was straddling him.

"Fih real,"

"Yes babes," he said while hugging me.

He started showing me with kisses and I giggled.

"One wife," he said before kissing me on my lips.

We pulled away soon and he got up to build a weed.

Wapm tuh him a weed

Bout a fih later or tomorrow morning.

I checked my phone before checked the video footage.

Just when I was about to give up Malachi walked into the room.

He walked to the fridge and opened the top part. He took out my ice-cream before picking up a spoon.

I stopped the video and looked at him.

"Babes uh cah go fimi ice-cream?"

"Wul on,"

He finish what he was doing then wenr to the bathroom.

When he came back I took it. "Uh tek sumo?"

"Wah uh tek bad man fah b. Mi no nyam dem thing yah,"

Okay Mr pussy ole

"Mi just did a ask," I said while taking the tub.

"Mi say mi friend just did a tell mi sumo bout har man mi affi pop tori pan uh," I said and he sat down. 

"When since uh start chat ppl,"

"Shhh,"

He shrug before looking at me as I placed the ice-cream down.

"So way uh sen mi fi it if uh nah go eat it,"

"Mi no ready yet," I said and he nod.

"So the girl and har man-"

"Uh chat mi wid uh friend dem?"

"No we no have time fih dhat," I said and he nod.

"So uh see like how mi and uh buy we own snacks. Well uh no buy snacks but she and har man buy dem snacks together but separate dem from one a neither. So dis a fih har and dat a fi him. So every-time har boyfriend eat off fih him den go teff out fih har," I said

"Ehh, eh bwoi love sweets," he said

"A dhat mi a say tuh," I said

"Di bwoi love him belly just poison him," he sang and I smiled

Sing babes

"So she ask mi wah mi would do if a mi," I said and he looked at me.

"Wah uh tell har say?"

"Mek mi show uh deh video yah first," I said before screen mirroring my phone to the tv.

"B-"

"Watch eh video," I said

"Who dhat babes?" I said and he looked away after watching the video of him opening the fridge.

"Look pan eh sumo Malachi," I said while trying to turn his head to the television.

"Babe bill nuh,"

"A shame uh shame?"

I said and he looked at his pants front. Not staring at anything in particularly.

"Uh fih shame," I said

"Dutty style dhat b," he said

"Uh damn right," I said and he got up.

Shame a kill him eno

"Bob mi know uh teef but mi think a money alone uno teef," I said.

"Stop eh video now no babes. Uh no dun see say a mi," he said and I laughed.

"Uh too teef yah puss,"

"Oye,"

"Mi mean tuh uh Malachi?"

"No,"

"So why uh couldn't ask mi or tell mi say a uh," I said

"Man nuffi love sweets,"

"Ehh,"

"Wah uh did tell uh friend or a mek uh mek it up,"

"Uh see di same song uh did sing. Mi just sprinkle likkle a dhat in deh,"

"A lie uh a bloodclat tell," he said before running to the bathroom.

"Pussy ole if mi dead ina mi a murder uh bloodclatt," he said before I heard him throwing up.

"A joke Mal," I said while running to the bathroom.

I entered the bathroom as he hovering over the toilet with his hands on his knees.

"A joke Malachi," I said as he coughs.

"A joke," I said and he got up while wiping his mouth.

He flushed the toilet before pushing pass me and walked to the sink.

Maybe I took it too far?


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Yakiniku is a Japanese-style of barbecue dining. It's characterized by a tableside charcoal brazier or a gas grill where customers can cook their own cuts of meat and vegetables.